:mad:
This just don’t make no sense. I just did my laundry, and I’m sitting here looking at my panties, lord. Alright. I know I get my panties from Walmart, and I know they’re cheap and all, and that’s fine because I just don’t want to pay all that much for my drawers. But really. Is it too much to ask that my panties not fall apart after I wash them for the first fucking time?!
I don’t breakdance in my britches. I don’t go skiiing down a mountain on my panty-wearing ass or even waterski on my behind. Nor do I expect the wash cycle to be all that traumatic to my clothes generally. Spin cycle should not give my underwear permission to unravel. I want my panties to get clean, but getting clean does not mean having the thread or elastic come out after they’ve gone through one–count it ONE–wash cycle. I repeat. I am not rough on my clothes. And actually I don’t particularly care if my drawers are ragged. Most of them are. Yes, I wear panties that have holes in them and have elastic missing. But, dangit, I paid good money for them panties, and I want them to last for awhile. And I don’t want to pay a king’s ransom for some fancy panties neither. Nor do I particularly want to go commando, althought that possibility is looking more tempting every day. It isn’t fair that I should be walking around with holes in my drawers and/or wondering if the remaining elastic will keep my britches on my ass. You know? [sigh]
I suppose this is a lame rant, and my mother would fall out [giggle] if she knew I was posting on a public message board my business about my underwear, but this is just beyond ridiculous. Oh well. She’ll be alright.
Thanks for listening, y’all.