Thanks to: Cant, MK, TubaDiva, Eissclam, Melin. Based upon your replies, I will not consider marrying him for immigration purposes. I could see myself cracking under pressure and causing a lot of grief. Thanks for the replies!
Uke, my sax is mint - the Baltimore family was probably very intimidated by you and knew they had to fix it or else. Let’s jam this weekend sometime, k?
Tuba, I’m glad you like the pictures! I wish I had had a better angle. Uke has the other half of them - you guys have to share and compare. If you need doubles, let me know.
Alphagene, I’ll take care of you and your attitude later.
Yeah, they saw me fingering those baritone saxophones and pocket trumpets and knew they had a prime sucker on their hands. “Fix the chick’s tenor good, and the jerk’ll be back!”
Well, when you have your fake wedding, Ike can toot you down the aisle on your Welkslawrence or whatever it’s called, and I will be your fake bridesmaid . . . I’m getting all teary, thinking of throwing phony rice at you and your ersatz groom . . .