Stupid fucks.
If you’re going to vandalize a sacred shrine take the time to prepare. I dunno, like maybe run the list of possible desecrations past the english teacher at your local public school beforehand. Or drag a dictionary with for possible last minute changes or impromtu.
Such wit as, “Hell will Rule!”, “Hail Satin”, and “I’m glad they killed Jesus” was spray painted on various religious elements.
I’m no Sherlock, but I could deduct the following from the limited amount of reporting in the article;
High school level ‘cleverness’ of graffiti,
Low acedemic achiever in english and writing classes (I submit Satin (sic)),
Non-parochial education (I further submit, “I’m glad they killed Jesus”, intended without the ironic implications, I’m sure).
I could have raced over to the nearest highschool and grabbed about ten kids that fit this description. But the cops didn’t even need to do this.
And for God’s sake, don’t return the scene of the crime with your buddies hours later to show of your handiwork. It’s like laying rubber and then making a u-turn to look at the tire marks on the pavement while the cops show up.
Then, don’t fall for the simplest trick in the police handbook,
It’s instances like this one that make me yearn for the term “hard labor” in court sentences. Make them clean it up. All of it. With toothbrushes and Bon-Ami. While bus-loads of children from the local schools taunt them and spit on them.
The last time I suggested that penalty for taggers and vandals I got a world of flak from some here, accusing me of all sorts of base motivations. So I modified my sentiments a bit this time. But down deep I agree with you.
What a bright and shining future these two lads have. The best punishment would be for them to meet a bunch of similar punks right after purchasing their very first car.
