I didn’t like it when you invited all your pals over for a gospel sing-a-long. I could hear it in my house. At two in the morning.
But that’s okay. I put on my own music to drown it out.
What pisses me off is that you thought it would be fucking fantastic to take the hand-painted sign off my door and pound it in half with a hammer. And then peel off the stickers I spent my hard-earned cash on and rip them to little bitty pieces. And to rub salt in the wound, you left me a note that basically said I’m going to burn in hell–in black marker on my door. I’m filing vandalism charges on your sorry ass.
You’re a rotten, smug, self-righteous bastard, and I hope when They come back, you get eaten last.
What did the sign say, and the stickers? File charges, take pictures, and document this. I get the feeling you’re likely going to get more “special attention” from this guy. :rolleyes:
Call the cops. Charge the neighbor with trespassing and vandalism. When they have another late night sing along, file for disturbance of the peace. Feed them to The Old Ones.
Track down the Howard Hallis “Who Will Be Eaten First?” tract and slide it under his door!
(No linky cos it’s been yanked from the site, but like all things Lovecraftian, a bit of digging will probably unearth it from the bowels of the internet.)
Know chaos, no peace.
You might consider adding new stickers and a discreetly positioned videocamera. With the evidence, you could either get a nice little small claims court judgment, or enjoy the satisfaction of knowing your neigbors are preaching the gospel down at the county lockup.
