I’m going on a rocket ship. Want to come? I’ll let on board if you bring two things. What will you bring?
I’m bringing a carrot and boots.
Freeze-dried astronaut ice cream and a bottle of Febreze.
Beer and Whiskey
I’m bringing a pool and scissors.
A toothbrush and roll-on deodorant.
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Beer and Whiskey
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Everyone up through twickster is invited. Everyone but you. 
Even though it’s roll-on? 
Pizza and beer!
[QUOTE=twickster]
Even though it’s roll-on? 
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Yes, you’re invited aboard, even thought it’s roll-on.
I guess I should have said “inclusive.”
wipes away a tear, stills trembling lower lip
Phew!
ETA: Ah, okay, on reread, that makes sense – I was wondering how s/he’d made it on.
A blanket and ranch dressing.
[QUOTE=Telperien]
A blanket and ranch dressing.
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Oom-bye.
I’m bringing Harry and Potter.
[QUOTE=tdn]
Oom-bye.
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Fine. I just came in here to steal your carrot anyway. (what did you think I was planning to do with the ranch dressing, after all?)
I guess I’ll bring the coffee and glasses?
I’ll bring air (in bottles) and Scrabble (in a box).
I’ll bring the Tang, and lots of water
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I’ll bring the Tang, and lots of water
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Not on our rocket ship, you won’t…
but…
whhyyyy?
Bolt-cutters and a sessile quadruped.