I’ll bring a towel and my copy of the guide, of course.
Or not. Buh-bye.
Is there some reason for the ones you’re rejecting or is it all due to your whim?
I’ll bring a book and a pillow.
There’s a reason.
You could bring batteries and a giraffe.
Well, it would have been nice if he would have said that before.
I’m sorry, I’m not as clever as everyone else and can never figure these things out.
When you do, you’ll wonder how you could possibly have missed it.
I liked it better when I thought you just didn’t like me, because I have no idea.
Don’t worry about being out of the loop. You’ll see the hook soon.
Aren’t you a sly boots!
I’m not coming without my attorney and bookkeeper.
I’m bringing a terry cloth towel and a copy of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
in your face, engineer_comp_geek!
You know, I didn’t even notice the pattern until someone pointed it out. (On a side note, some Hidden Valley Ranch dressing would be delicious with your carrots…)
I’ll bring a butt and some poo.
Weed and rolling paper?
I’m bringing The Simpsons DVD collection and a pack of playing cards.
Marshmallows and asparagus. (Someone else already brought the ice cream.)
Whoops…that’s a paddlin’
Condoms and deep heating rub.
SSG Schwartz
Then I’ll bring a blue-eyed kittycat (and its litterbox)
