I’ll bring a cotton tampon (so I can go swimming, horseback riding, running…), and a car door (so I can roll the window down if I get hot.
I’ll bring a chimpanzee and tissues.
A puppy and kibble. 
12 minutes, not bad.
Sorry, no condoms allowed. Rubbers would be fine, though.
No. No you won’t.
I’ll bring a hoodie and a spool of cable.
How about strawberries and whipped cream?
Mmmmm… 
Might as well bring a hooker while you’re at it.
With big hooters and hand-cuffs.
I’ll bring engineer_comp_geek and SSG Schwartz, since they want to go so badly.
Thanks, could you smuggle me in with the hooker. 
SSG Schwartz
Since other people are taking animals, will you have room for me full-sized woolly mammoth model and pet hippopotamus?
I’ll bring some zinnias and poppies.
Of course; there are plenty of smugglers on this ship. Racketeers, too, for that matter.
I’ll bring my favorite snack: pepperoni and cheddar
Wait?! Sgt Schwartz can go? I don’t think it’s fair. Especially since he wants to snuggle with my hooker! And doesn’t even offer hand-cuffs or acceptable lubrication.

::slips Sgt Schwartz some KY Jelly::
How about mittens and flannel sheets?
A handball – for those times when I feel like bouncing off the walls. Hey, it worked for Steve McQueen in solitary, in The Great Escape.
Also, a drinking bird (heat pump toy). I will hold him and water him and feed him and call him George…