I’ll bring a cotton tampon (so I can go swimming, horseback riding, running…), and a car door (so I can roll the window down if I get hot.
I’ll bring a chimpanzee and tissues.
A puppy and kibble. 
[QUOTE=Swampwolf]
Then I’ll bring a blue-eyed kittycat (and its litterbox)
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12 minutes, not bad.
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]
Condoms and deep heating rub.
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Sorry, no condoms allowed. Rubbers would be fine, though.
[QUOTE=Robot Arm]
Marshmallows and asparagus. (Someone else already brought the ice cream.)
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No. No you won’t.
I’ll bring a hoodie and a spool of cable.
How about strawberries and whipped cream?
Mmmmm… 
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
Sorry, no condoms allowed. Rubbers would be fine, though.
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Might as well bring a hooker while you’re at it.
[QUOTE=Pygmy Rugger]
Might as well bring a hooker while you’re at it.
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With big hooters and hand-cuffs.
I’ll bring engineer_comp_geek and SSG Schwartz, since they want to go so badly.
[QUOTE=muldoonthief]
I’ll bring engineer_comp_geek and SSG Schwartz, since they want to go so badly.
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Thanks, could you smuggle me in with the hooker. ![]()
SSG Schwartz
Since other people are taking animals, will you have room for me full-sized woolly mammoth model and pet hippopotamus?
I’ll bring some zinnias and poppies.
Of course; there are plenty of smugglers on this ship. Racketeers, too, for that matter.
I’ll bring my favorite snack: pepperoni and cheddar
[QUOTE=muldoonthief]
I’ll bring engineer_comp_geek and SSG Schwartz, since they want to go so badly.
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Wait?! Sgt Schwartz can go? I don’t think it’s fair. Especially since he wants to snuggle with my hooker! And doesn’t even offer hand-cuffs or acceptable lubrication.
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[QUOTE=Pygmy Rugger]
Wait?! Sgt Schwartz can go? I don’t think it’s fair. Especially since he wants to snuggle with my hooker! And doesn’t even offer hand-cuffs or acceptable lubrication.
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::slips Sgt Schwartz some KY Jelly::
How about mittens and flannel sheets?
A handball – for those times when I feel like bouncing off the walls. Hey, it worked for Steve McQueen in solitary, in The Great Escape.
Also, a drinking bird (heat pump toy). I will hold him and water him and feed him and call him George…