I'm going straigh to hell. I won't pass purgatory, or collect 200 indulgences.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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http://www.normalbobsmith.com/jesusdressup.html#

Just go there. You’ll apreciate it, I think.

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You really gotta stay in more and read the SDMB, Simetra. This was linked here several times recently. It is damned amusing, though.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40446
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40278
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39926

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Sorry UncleBeer…

Have mercy on a poor useless newbie who only posts from work and doesn’t have the sense to go back and read all the old posts.