You heathen!
If you’d check your messages, you’d get the real meaning behind my rage… 
There is a place where everybody knows your name, though the plaid is sometimes hard on the eyes, the ice cold IBC keeps that in check.
Come on by, and be sure to check for messages.
Ya heathen.
Signed, your jeezoid, fundie, Jesus-freak friend.
Nav! I love the place myself.
And you are not a fundie!
Okay… Who stole Navigator’s password?
Yer pal,
Satan
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, two weeks, four days, 12 hours, 20 minutes and 56 seconds.
8060 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,007.57.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 6 days, 23 hours, 40 minutes.
Oh just go read your PM at the Parlor…
:wally
There’s something v-e-e-e-e-r-y scary about this! A lot of bull, if you ask me!
Lissen here…
As long as the Bull is an Angus Bull, I’m all fer it…
Y’all are weird.
See what happens when I try to rant and rave…
Sorry, this is a ruse, to get Brian to read a message I left him at the Parlor.
Trying to be sneaky about going to NC at the end of Novemeber and letting him know about it.
Prolly wasn’t the best way to do it, but I thought it might bring him a smile.
If I fouled that up, I apologize Brian.
Now go read your message!
LOL!! Now that was a shock! A Pit thread, started by NAVIGATOR of all people!!! Yikes!
since the ruse is up, and this will most likely be shuffled off to MSPSIMS soon, I must confess that there is a lot of people I’d like to drag in here and ‘get righteous’ with.
None, however, post on this board. Which is probably a good thing, because they wouldn’t last long…
sigh
I agree with your last statement, 'Gator… 
I also responded to your missive… A whole lotta bull indeed! And I do like that you make your forays to The Pit a rare experience!
Yer heathen,
Satan
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, two weeks, four days, 14 hours, 16 minutes and 27 seconds.
8063 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,007.97.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 6 days, 23 hours, 55 minutes.
There’s something very … metaphysical … in a committed Christian going to the Pit and calling out Satan!
Literary Pit-izens…is Milton’s Paradise Regained online anywhere? I think it has some appropriate verses…
As a matter of fact, it’s available at the Gutenberg Project.
Rather, that’s Project Gutenberg. http://www.gutenberg.net
A Rare Bull… is that like the Red Heifer?
STOP IT … I’m getting hungry…
You could have always told him to gird up his tender loins!
I do have to admit, though, that for a Pit thread this one was really well done!
Lets try this again…
Satan, if you were on my ship, I’d kick you off at the next port.
More than likely you’d take that as an invitation to stop by her house.
But she doesn’t live in New York.
She drove to Las Vegas, and now lives on the Strip.
Don’t forget it was you that tempted Eve (who came from a Rib IIRC), with the fruit that caught her eye.
So ya heathen! Waddya think of that! heh?
Ugh. If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s Good Clean Fun.
Off to MPSIMS with ya.
I guess I’m just not up to Pit Standards…
RATS…
Hello all you MSPSIMS people!
Damn… one great pun, and I can’t recall it. Oh well.
