And Mike Weir, and Phil Mickelson, and Vijay Singh, and Ernie Els, etc. etc. etc…
I got a ticket for the final day of the President’s Cup in Montreal! Woo hoo!
I have a feeling I am about to be extremely impressed, and humbled.
Don’t forget to shout ‘Get in the hole!’ when he tees off on a par 5.
Seriously, I’m jealous. It’s looking like a perfect weekend, weatherwise, for watching golf.
I’ve seen Tiger a couple times…he’s a very nice guy especially when he is playing well. However, I have heard through the golfing grapevine he can be a little terse if he’s having a bad day… Oh and catching him swearing at the Camera Men is a very fun thing to see…
Very cool! I’m jealous, too…
He really likes it if you use your cellphone to click a pic right in the middle of his backswing. Be sure to post your pics here!
Tiger Woods finds himself in Mississippi on a business trip. Deciding to take a busman’s holiday he goes to the nearest country club and asks to play a round. The club steward says, “I’m sorry, but this club is reserved for members only…who are white. There’s a club down the road not very far that would probably let you play. They allow … non-white people to play. It isn’t very far at all…you could probably hit a golf ball to the entrance with a 3 wood.”
Tiger is astonished and deeply offended. He says, “You don’t understand…I’m Tiger Woods.” The club steward says, “Oh, in the case it’ll only be long iron and a pitching wedge.”
Terrible, I know.
Terrible, yes, but on top of that it doesn’t even make sense.
Bumping this once. Tomorrow’s the day!
Fore!
It’s about Tiger’s legendary drives…
I get that, but…
I guess you have to be a golfer to understand. “3 wood - only a long iron and a pitching wedge,” makes no sense in golf terms. If you can make it there in one shot, why would Tiger Woods want to take two?
I was 5 feet away from Tiger teeing off in Doral a few years ago. The golf ball should have arrested him for battery after getting hit that fucking hard. Oh, and he’s a bit bigger in person.
I love the guy that always does that. I laugh every time I hear it. 