I'm going to start abusing animals in hopes of getting to see naked hippie chicks!

CNN Link

PETA Link- slightly less work-safe (depends on your boss) certainly NOT porn

I think abuse and torture of animals is a terrible thing. However, I do enjoy seeing cute hippie chicks completely naked.

The tradition of the naked protest is certainly effective in attracting attention but, if the attention is not focused on the cause but rather the T&A, is the protest still effective?

If drowning puppies will get a bunch of naked chicks to camp outside my front door, then I just might consider drowning puppies.
:smiley:

There’s no way I’d run the bulls at Pamplona, but if they replaced them with naked women, I might give it a try. Benny Hill music optional.

Naked hippie chicks are rare enough in your neck of the woods that you must plot and scheme to try to lure them to you? Are you beset by prudish, puritanical hippie chicks? I’m sick of seeing naked hippies myself.

Perhaps try choking a chicken? That should get their attention…

Better that than spanking a monkey.

::sigh:: I don’t get to see **any ** hippie chicks.

**bienville ** wants to abuse innocent animals for his own sexual gratification?

<snif> <wipes tear>

Another fine old SDMB tradition lives on!

Stop PETA’s cruel pixelation of pictures on their website! Innocent photographs tortured into displaying an indecipherable blur. Won’t someone think of the photons???

You mean, the photon torpedoes? Yeah, I feel really bad for them, too… :frowning:

If these nutjobs have the balls to actually run with the bulls (I’m doubting it), I hope they get gored.( Yes, I am seriously wishing real, honest to God, bleeding out your anus, oh-my-God-my-balls-have-been-riped-off physical pain and death on these lunatics. They are consuming resources that non-insane people could use to live)

May I offer you some light reading?

Daniel

You’d think PETA would at least admire that in this event the bulls have fighting chance for some payback.

Yeah, because opposing bullfighting makes you a “nutjob” and “insane” and a “lunatic.”

It’s really not an especially radical position, you know. There are plenty of non-vegetarian, non-PETA types who aren’t particularly enthused about the idea of torturing an animal to death in front of a stadium full of cheering spectators.

And I am one of them. PETA and their tactics annoy me more than just about anything else. THAT’S what I resent.

Oh, and Daniel, thanks for the link, but I’m aware of the rule. I didn’t wish death on any specific person, it was more “I wish they’d all die”, which is a little bit of hyperbole(a small bit). If it’s outta line mods, I apologise. I doubt it’ll happen again, it’s not like I go around wishing death on people on a daily basis.

Naked hippie chicks??

Two words:

hairy
armpits

If you are trying to get it stopped by the government makes you “evil” too.

May I suggest to the original poster, instead of doing something cruel like a city slicker keeping a dog in small cage while they go to work or letting a pet get rolly polly fat, just eat some KFC.

Protesters Employing Tits n’ Ass

Yeah, dumb-ass nudity. You know I think there were some PETA folks near Harvard making out right in public, showing off their hot sexy bods which were the result of vegetarianism or veganism or fruit exploitation or who knows what. Crazy fucking bastards. Why can’t they sabotage construction vehicles or damage private property like sensible protesters?

Count me in among the nutjobs, then. PETA may be a little ostentatious and crazy for my taste most of the time, but opposing bullfighting? I’m with 'em all the way on that one. (Will there be naked hippie guys?) Besides, at least they’re having fun. I don’t mind the batshit insane if they’re fun.

I’m with weirddave on this one (except for the wishing-people-dead thing–I’m not for that).

I’m all for treating animals humanely, within the bounds of common sense and economics.

But then I read stuff like Machetero’s blurb and get a hankering for a veal & foie gras sandwich with a side of fresh “from the de-beaking machine” chicken fried in fat rendered from adorable Shetland ponies.

[Homer]
Mmmmmmmmm… Unethical food… drool
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