Dr. Skipper IS funny in itself, isn’t it?
Like skipping the doctor 
‘Dr Skipper’ (which cracks me up BTW) reminds me of my favorite off-brand knock off name: Panburger Partner.
I can just picture people in these product-naming committees sitting around: “Let’s see, we need a name that’s really really close, and will conjure up the original product in the consumer’s mind, so there is no doubt that this is the exact same thing… It should be alliterative, and should sorta rhyme, but not necessarily syllable for syllable… hmmmm”
“How about ‘Fryburger Friend’?”
“No, no, I’ve got it…”
I’m paprika, you’re paprika, he’s paprika, she’s paprika, wouldn’tya like to be paprika too?
Do I contadict myself?
Very well, I contadict myself.
(I am large, I contain multitudes.
Some of those multitudes think that Jenkinsfan is a whiny, punk-ass, sciamach.)
Since Ike is gonna change, I want Ukulele Ick. It’s about my unfortunate tendency to drop small stringed instruments in the commode whilst practicing in the bathroom.