A real country boy doesn’t require any highfalutin carpeted floors, in any case. Dirt floors were good enough for Jim Nabors, were they not?
Sneak into his house and play one of his songs backwards.
You just have to give him some space until he decides his hell-raisin’ days is over, and what he needs is the love of a good woman. Learn how to make his momma’s peach cobbler recipe (the secret ingredient is lard), realize you’ll always come second to his pickup, and, the good Lord willin’, everything will work out.
Who said he was Australian?
I for one am thankful for this new member of our SDMB family. Welcome, forevercountry! You have already given us so much!
Taylor Swift? Is that you?
Now that is absolutely ridiculous.
All country boys (and dads) know that *tractors *should be red, *crops *should be green.
Mayhap the country boy is thinking on country matters
That’s a fair thought to lie …
…are you hot?
If this trouble has something to do with chewing tobacco, as few details as possible would be appreciated.
Okay, DrFidelius, now you’ve riled up my redneckedness. Tractors are green, son, in this part of the country. John Deer Green.
And I speak from personal experience that getting out sheep shit that was tracked into the carpet is a hard job. Stinks, too.
She should ditch Country Boy and get a Rock and Roll Boy.
Did he show up in boots and ruin your black-tie affair?
beer is the answer.
I was going to mention that, too - tractors are supposed to be John Deere Green.
Maybe he showed up in a Redneck Tuxedo. 
So, the ultimlate question is - does he have a 4-wheel drive?
I think y’all scared her off.
So you’re saying he’s from some really small town…or village…or something?
Put in your freezer overnight and then hit it with a hammer.