I'm just throwing this out there

I don’t expect many of you to believe me about the circumstances of this. Maybe I wouldn’t believe it either if it wasn’t me.

I was sitting and meditating a little while ago. I was drinking a cup of coffee. You won’t hear Indian gurus tell you this, but you can meditate and drink coffee at the same time. That probably sounds irreverent enough to give pause, but I swear on my honor this is true.

Suddenly I was sitting with another person, drinking coffee somewhere other than where I actually was. We were contemplating a sphere, in which I understood was contained something whose nature originally was to multiply out of control and cause bad things to happen. I was being shown that the nature of whatever it was had been induced to involute itself, such that instead of ever-expanding outwards, it now expanded inwards. Or, whatever the inverse of “expand” is. Like, instead of multiplying, it was dividing, although I know that cells multiply BY dividing. It was multiplying in reverse. In retrospect it is a little hard to put into words.

“Isn’t that avoiding dealing with the actual problem,” I said.

“What problem?” my companion replied.

My first thought as I returned to my regular self was about cancer cells, but I have no idea how the hell you would do that.

Are you sure it was just coffee?

This sounds a bit like the story of Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

Hypnagogia

(TLTC: You were dreaming)

What brand of coffee was this?

Ersatz Bros: it’s the real shit!

Now available in sector R!

Were you consuming coffee that had been soaked into blotter paper?

This reminds me of the time as a child, under the influence of a severe fever, I was wracked by the conception of cell division, in all its tiny multitude. Like a terrifying virtual reality ride into my own bloodstream.

When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse out of the corner of my eye. I turned to look but it was gone. I cannot put my finger on it now. The child is grown. The dream is gone

But, are you comfortable?

It was a Gneechee.(From *The Spellsinger *books)
TV Tropes link.

You might be magical. Do people disappear when you sing?

Usually we called it mushroom tea, not mushroom coffee. But it’s just naming conventions in the end. Right there with you, brother.

I have become comfortably numb.

[sub]Thanks for teeing that one up for me[/sub]

That’ll keep you going through the show. Come on, it’s time to go.

My family certainly clears out of the room when I sing.

When i was a child, I had a fever. My body filled up the room like a giant bubble (not just my hands, which still sounds preverted). It was truly a weird feeling!

You just need to relax, relax, relax.

I had a dream like that once. When I awoke, it turned out I was the sphere.

You were shown a glimpse of the future. The other person was Donald Trump and he had conquered cancer through the sheer force of his will.

Was this that Kopi Luwak coffee that was ran through an Asian palm civet?

Cause that stuff is the shit.