I’ve been looking for hours, why can’t I find Amanda Hugginkis?
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And where is Mike Hunt? Has anyone ever met Mike Hunt?
No, but if you don’t shape up, he’ll come looking for you.
He used to go by “Mike,” but it apparently took him 40+ years to realize that that wasn’t a great idea
Maybe your standards are too high.
…and before Skippy comes in here to lock me down again, it’s a collection thread, see?
Betty Humpter.
Hugh Jass? Anyone in here seen a Hugh Jass?
Maybe Eileen Dover has…
Does anyone here know I. P. Freely?
…or if she hasn’t, certainly her husband has. You know, Ben?
Ya, know… Don’tcha wonder why his parents hated him from the get go???
I went to school with an Amanda Lay.
No joke.
-foxy
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Gin Carcinogen Casey Deeya Quesadilla Casey Needzit In Case He Needs It Chad Terbocks Chatterbox Chanda Lear Chandalear Chi Spurger Cheeseburger Chris Ko Crisco Chris Mass Christmas Chris P. Nugget Crispy Nugget Chuck Mysak Chuck My Sack Chuck Roast Hmmm…Chuck Roast? Claire DeAir Clear the Air Clara Nett Clarinet Clara Sabell Clear as a Bell Claude N. Skretchem Clawed and Scratched Them Clint Toris Clitoris Cody Pendant Co-Dependant Cole Kutz Cold cuts See Colette A. Day Colin Allcars Calling all Cars Colleen Cardd Calling Card Connie Lingus Cunnilingus Craig Potz Crackpots Craven Moorehead Craving More Head Crystal Ball Crystal Ball Curt N. Rodd Curtain Rod Curt Zee Curtsy Cy Burns Sideburns Cy Kosis Psychosis Dale E. Bread Daily Bread Dan D. Lyon Dandelion Dan Druff Dandruff Dan Geruss Dangerous Dan Gleebitz Dangly Bits Danielle Soloud Don’t Yell So Loud Darius Lesgettham There He Is Let’s Get Him Darrell B. 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Panky Hanky Panky Harmon Ikka Harmonica Harris Mint Harassment Harrison Fire Hair is on Fire Harry Balzac Hairy Ball Sack Harry Weiner Hairy Wiener Hayden Seek Hide & Seek Haywood Jablowme Hey Would You Blow Me? Haywood Jashootmee Hey Would You Shoot Me? Hein Noon High Noon Helen Back Hell and Back Helena Hanbaskett Hell In A Hand Basket Henador Titzhoff He Gnawed Her Tits Off Herbie Hind Her Behind Herb E. Side Herbiside Herbie Voor Herbivore Holden Mcgroin Holding My Groin Holly Dayin Holiday Inn Holly Wood Hollywood Homan Provement Home Improvent Homer Sexual Homosexual Howard I. No How Would I Know? Howe D. Pardner Howdy Partner Hu Flung Pu Who Flung Poo? Huang Annsaw Wrong Answer Hugh Beeotch You Bitch Hugh deMann You Da Man! Hugh G. Rection Huge Erection Hugh Jass Huge Ass Hugh Mungous Humungous Hugo First You Go First Hy Gene Hygiene Ida Hoe Idaho Ida Whana I Don’t Want to Igor Beaver Eager Beaver Ilene Dover I Leaned Over Ima B. Leever I’m A Believer I.P. Freehly I Pee Freely Ira Fuse I Refuse I. Ron Stomach Iron Stomach Ivana Humpalot I Want to Hump A Lot Ivan Itchinanus I Hate an Itching Anus Ivana Kutchukokoff I Wanna Cut Your Cock Off Ivana Tinkle I Want to Tinkle Izzy Backyet Is He Back Yet? Izzy Cumming Is He Cumming Jack Dupp Jacked Up Jack Koff Jack Off Jack Pot Jackpot! Jacques Strap Jock Strap Jan U. Wharry January Jane Linkfence Chainlink Fence Jaqueline Hyde Jekyll and Hyde Jawana Die Do Ya Wanna Die? Jay Walker Uhhh…Jay Walker Jeanette Akenja-Nearing Genetic Engineering Jed I. Knight Jedi Knight Jeff Healitt Did Ya Feel It? Jenny Tull Genital Jerry Atrics Geriatrics Jim Nasium Gymnasium Joanna Hand D’ya Want a Hand? Joe Czarfunee Jokes Are Funny Joe King Joking Jose Frayed Who’s Afraid Juan De Hattatime One Day at a Time Juan Fortharoad One For the Road Juan Nightstand One Night Stant Juana Bea Wanna-Be Justin Case Just in Case Justin Credible Just Incredible
The answers are in White after each name, so just triple click the entire post or highlight the whitespace after the name you want to know about.
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Anna Louisiana Lowden Clear Loud and Clear Luke Atmyass Look At My Ass Luna Tick Lunatic Lyle Ike Adogg Lie Like a Dog Lynn Guini Linguini Lynn Meabuck Lend Me a Buck Mabel Syrup Maple Syrup Madame Crotch My Damn Crotch Madka Owdiseez Mad Cow Disease Manuel Labor Manual labor Marcus Absent Mark Us Absent Marge Innastraightline March in a Straight Line Marion Money Marrying Money Mark Mywords Mark My Words Mark Z. Spot Mark The Spot Marsha Dimes March of Dimes Martha Fokker Motherfucker Mary Christmas Merry Christmas Mary Gold Marigold Mary Juana Marijuana Mary Ott Marriot Mary Thonn Marathon Master Bates Masturbates May I. Tutchem May I Touch Them? May O’Nays Mayonaise Max E. Mumm Maximum Max E. Pad Maxi Pad Megan Bacon Makin’ Bacon Mel Keetehts Milky Tits Melissa Tothis Ma Listen to This Mel Practiss Malpractice Michael Toris My Clitoris Michelle Lynn Michelin Midas Well Might As Well… Mike Hunt My Cunt Mike Ockhurts My Cock Hurts Mike Ocksmall My Cock’s Small Mike Rohsopht Microsoft Mike Rotchburns My Crotch Burns Milly Meter Millimeter Minnie Skurt Miniskirt Miss Alanius Miscellaneous Misty Meanor Misdemeanor Mitch Again Michigan Miya Buttreaks My Butt Reaks Moe DeLawn Moe the Lawn Moe Lester Molester Moe Skeeto Mosquito Moe Telsiks Motel Six Mary Ott Marriot Mort Tallity Mortality Myra Maines My Remains Mysha Long My Shlong Nadia Seymour Now do you see more? Nida Lyte Need a Light Neil B. Formy Kneel Before Me Neve Adda Nevada Nick L. Andime Nickel and Dime Nick O’Teen Nicotine Nick Ovtime Nick Of Time Oliver Closeoff All of her Clothes Off Ophelia Titzoff I’ll Feel Your Tits Off Opie Umsgood Opium’s Good Otto B. 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Carnation Reincarnation Ray Pugh Rape You Renee Sance Renaisance Rick Kleiner Recliner Rick O’Shea Ricochet Rip Tile Reptile Rita Book Read a Book Robin D.Craydle Robbing the Cradle Robin Banks Robbing Banks Robin Meeblind Robbing Me Blind Ron A. Muck Run Amuck Ruben Mycock Rubbing My Cock Russell Ingleaves Rustling Leaves Sadie Word Say the Word Sal Ami Salami Sal Sage Sausage Sal T. Penuz Salty Penis or Peanuts Sam Manilla Salmonella Sam Pull Sample Sam Dayoulpay Some day you’ll pay Sam Urai Samurai Samson Night Samsonite Sarah Doctorinthehouse Is There a Doctor in the House Scott Shawn DeRocks Scotch on the Rocks Seaman Sample Semen Sample Seymour Butts See more butts Sheeza Freak She’s a Freak Sheri Cola Cherry Cola Sherman Wadd Evver Sure Man Whatever Shirley Knot Surely not? Shirley U. Jest Surely You Jest Sid Down Sit Down Sir Fin Waves Surfin’ Waves Stacey Rhect Stays Erect Stan Dup Stand up Stu Padasso Stupid Asshole Stu Pitt Stupid Sue Case Suitcase Sue E. Side Suicide Sue Permann Superman Sue Shi Sushi Sue Ridge Sewage Sue Yourazzof Sue Your Ass Off Tanya Hyde Tan Your Hide Tara Newhall Tear a New Hole Tate Urchips Tater Chips Ted E. Baer Teddy Bear Telly Vision Television Teresa Green Trees are Green Tess Tickle Testicle Tim Burr Timber Tina See Tennessee Titus Balsac Tightest Ball Sack Torah Hyman Tore a Hymen Ty Tannick Titanic Ty Tass Tight Ass Tyrone Shoes Tie Your Own Shoes Ulee Daway You Lead the Way U.P. Freehly You Pee Freely Val Crow Velcro Val Lay Valet Val Veeta Velveeta Vlad Tire Flat Tire Walter Melon Watermelon Warren Piece War and Peace Wayne Deer Reindeer Wayne Kerr Wanker Willie Maykit Will He Make It? Wilma Leggrowbach Will My Leg Grow Back? Winnie Bago Winnebago Winnie Dipoo Winnie the Pooh Woody U. No What Do You Know? Xavier Breath Save Your Breath Xavier Money Save Your Money Yerma Wildo Your Mom Will Do Yousuckmynuts N. Scratchm You Suck My Nuts and Scratch Them Yule B. Sari You’ll Be Sorry Zeke N. Yeshallfind Seek and You Shall Find Zelda Kowz Sell the Cows Zoltan Pepper Salt and Pepper
The answers are in White after each name, so just triple click the entire post or highlight the whitespace after the name you want to know about.
Robin
All that and I lost the beginning of my post.
The Opening was suppose to be:
You think you have problems, you should see the role call for my graduating class, What Exit was the most normal name.
What Exit?, you have more time on your hands than I do, and that’s saying something.
Robin
The list was already available, formatting it was done in 5 minutes using word. The Find and Replace feature. It took longer for the board to chew up my initial post, and finally accept the next two posts.
The format of the list I had was First Last (what it was suppose to sound like)
I put a copy of the list into word and replaced all the ( with ** ** and all the ) with . I then replace all paragraph marks with a single space. Use ^p for the find to get all the paragraph marks. End result was a 5 minute job that would take hours to do my hand.
Jim {But yes, I do I guess despite this, I do spend too much time here}
Has anyone seen Hugh Jorgan?
I should have chosen Amanda Higgenkis as my username here…
Wow, milking the chimp today, aren’t ya? 
Anyone know Ivana Tinkle? Urgent call here- Ivana Tinkle!