Soda is evil. Soda is the antichrist. Soda is bad. Bad soda, bad. No, down with soda. DOWN! Don’t eat the yellow snow, don’t eat the yellow snow!
::runs out screaming and tugging on her hair::
Apparently no one is really Soda-neutral either…WTF?
Welcome, Stormi.
Agalrond, where do you live?
Some things should not be joked about.
However, I still like you, so I’m going to warn you not to make jokes about the Beatles to pepperlandgirl. 
She’s kind of fond of Sting too.
Hi Stormi, you got Audrey’s icee/slurpee question wrong, but that’s okay, you can sneak into this thread and make it up to her.
And let me add my little questionaire.
Who’s your favorite author?
Your favorite book?
Your favorite color?
Your favorite drink?
And how many does it take for you to get drunk?
Have a fun time, don’t drink through the felching straws. (Unless you want to, of course.)
Towels? Oh, towels. Try the blow dryers instead.
Sili
Sigh. Yet another very cute female doper. It does not get better than this place.
Now, Stormi, you must send a picture (clothes are optional) to sdpeoplepages@yahoo.com so we can all fawn and gaze accordingly.
I suppose it would be too much to ask for you to have a female child c. 17 years old? Thought so.
BTW, hi.
Hi KK
here’s my answers
Ann Rule ( wierd, I know )
Horse whisperer
purple
long island ice tea
two…
could have had more once, don’t remember
( have you tried an " adious mother****** - the drink ! )
I don’t know what’s in it, but it is fruity and delicious!!
Thank You all for the warm and friendly welcomes
Now back to the Survivor show.
Musical Artist or Wrestler?
Okay, while others are content in making trivial inquiries, I can see that you’re a woman of greater substance. Therefore, I will take it upon myself to offer up the question that has been on everyone’s lips, but until now has been avoided:
"Who was the better Darrin on “Bewitched?”
There. I said it.
Oh! A bewitched question! I loved that show when I was younger. Then I wanted to be a witch when I got older -
and sometimes my husband says I am
The first Darrin.
Hello Stormi.
I hope you have some fun here my dear, and meet some new friends as well.
Oh yes. Care to join my Unholy Lesbian Vampire Army of the Night?
Stormi,
Welcome to the SDMB. I’m andygirl. My questions:
- What, if anything, do you think about hermit crabs?
- I’m thinking of a number from one to ten. What is it?
- Are you aware that spotted dick is a British food? Do you find this interesting?
- Do you have any eccentricites that you’d care to share with us?
- In your opinion, does Delaware exist?
Enjoy.
You never asked me 
Anthracite -
will have to check into that army, see what it’s about.
The ‘unholy’ part scares me!
Hi Andygirl
here’s my answers :
I think they are cool looking
6 ?
never heard of spotted dick… are you sure its a food, and not a disease?!
hmmm… wondering if I should share that part of me…
I haven’t been there yet, but I’m sure it exists.
Sassy - if I join, I will ask you to join, ok?
Am I a blatant Icee purist? Damn right I am, post-midnight Slurpee runs to 7-11 in Kailua notwithstanding! 
Argh!
Do you get the ‘urge to herbal’ in the shower?
Have you ever faught the urge?
Hi, Stormi!
A Diet Pepsi fan, mmmmmm?
But hell, if you like baseball, your ok!
You do like baseball, don’t you?
OUCH!
Magdalene: I’m in Dallas.
Stormi: Bad! Bad! Survivor Bad!
After that articulate rant, I think I’m outta here. I’m feeling the need to shut the door to my office and take a nap under my desk. mmmmmm…sleeeeeeep
Hey hey, Stormi! Welcome! You posted your greeting in General Questions? Count yourself among the lucky. The first thread I tried to start belonged in the In My Humble Opinion area, and I put in the BBQ Pit.
<shudder>
Sometimes, at night…I can still here the screaming.
Anyway, welcome from a fellow newbie! Hope that your stay is long, happy, and not resultant in intensive therapy!
good one! I think you’ll fit in nicely here.