Please welcome the newest Doper baby:
He arrived on Monday evening after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, followed by a short (but gory, apparently) surgery.
The Mr. and I are madly in love. 
Squeeeeeeeee!!! Congratulations on the new addition - he’s very handsome!
Wishing you a lifetime of happiness with your new family.
Well hi there Tyler, nice to meet’cha! I won’t take up much of your time, as I know you’ve got a lot of things you need to teach to mommy and daddy. Just wanted to welcome you aboard – enjoy your stay!
Congratulations! He’s adorable.
What a sweetie.
Congratulations!
He has teeth already?
As soon as I read the title, I knew you’d had your baby! He’s adorable, congratulations!
Aw, congratulations. That’s so exciting!
Yay!!! I’m envious!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!!!
Pardon me for confusing you and Alice the Goon there for a minute and going :eek:, wondering why in the world an 80-year-old man would molest a near-term pregant woman.
Congrats on the new arrival. You should reserve his Doper name early.
Hey! It’s a baby! Congratulations!
Hooray! 
Totally, completely, utterly gorgeous!
Congratulations!
Aw, what a cutie! Congratulations!
Hurrah! He looks cute as a button!
ETA: Congratulations too, of course! What was I thinking?
Beautiful. Now show him around to everyone and say “see what I made!”