Im Me Tu Start Threed Now Chek Your Rabbit Humping Mailbox

The BBQ Pit
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sheesh!

::Yelling::

Who let the morons out!?
(duh, duh, duh)
Who let the morons out!?
(duh, duh, duh)

Yo, ringmaster and havocspawn, please feel special. I have never started a pit thread directed towards anyone. Usually I just chalk up my disagreements as just that, me disagreeing with another poster. If somebody wants to act like an ass, that’s fine with me; I sure don’t need the added stress in my life by getting upset with it. Just for you, I’m making an exception.

Your inane party line (ring ring riiiiiiiiiiing - look it up) gab has no place on this message board. If you have something to say to each other, try e-mail, a phone call or just wait until homeroom tomorrow. I love this message board and don’t want or need you two mucking it up with your blather.

If you wish to read and learn and try to contribute something (intellectual conversation, humor, etc.) you both are more than welcome to stay. If you just plan on keeping your idiotic, immature behavior, go away. Go very far away. Do not pass go. Do not come back.

Good day.

[Fez]I said ‘good day!’[/Fez]

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DID U GET EMAIL I SENT U ITS KOOL SPRITLE

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On a side note it’s not “fez” it’s “fes”, an acronym for Foreign Exchange Student - they don’t even know his real name

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According to the official website his name is Fez.

Besides, he calls himeself Fez all the time.

[/hijack]

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Moderator’s Notes:

Is that why I’m finding this rant in MPSIMS? To maintain your clean record? Or is this simply a mistake? If it’s the first, don’t do it again; place your threads in the proper forum. If the second, please e-mail the forum mods to get misplaced threads moved to the proper forum.

Thank you.

This is off to the Pit.

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Oh fer fuck’s sake. What the hell am I talking about? This is obviously already in the Pit. Sorry folks, lost my bearings for a moment. Just ignore me while I check this here road map.

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Holy Cow, that was funny! Too much Beer, Uncle?

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I don’t think that’s what they mean by “Liquid Breakfast Replacements,” Unc. Just so’s you know.

:smiley:

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  • snort *

We’ll give you a mulligan there, UncleBeer. Nothing like doing something stupid and knowing it’s out there for thousands to see. Welcome to my world…

:slight_smile:

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best

successive moderator posts

ever

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I’m impressed by UncleBeer’s integrity here. I know if I was a Mod, I’d be sorely tempted to delete the post rather than post a follow-up clarification.

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I’m afraid I’m gonna need two of 'em.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106145

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You do realize that I’ll have to print these out and bring them to ChiDope so that you may recieve your proper ribbing, yes?

Good.

(nee hee hee! :D)

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Aw, jeez, Unc gets a licking AND a ribbin? What’s a stuffed bear gotta do around here for some attention?

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It’s official, ladies and germs (miss you Uncle Miltie), this thread holds the record for most succesive posts without even pretending to address the OP.

snif I’d like to thank everybody who made this possible…

:D:D

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Dammit, will you kids stop spiking Unc’s coffee already? Lookit what you made him do!

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Aww, but Coldie, it makes it so much FUN!

Now, I’ve got a nice tasty danish here for you. C’mon, take a bite, just one.

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Hey Spritle, I sent you an email, did you get it?

Are you online?

What are you wearing?

Do you like me?
Yes
No

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Nope. Not unless you’re “sexymelissa3396847” and you want to tell me about free porn.

Currently, yes. However I don’t know about later.

A silly grin.

Just because I told Jamie that I might like you, that doesn’t necessarily mean that I do. Who told you? Not Jamie 'cuz she’s my best friend. Although, she might have told Mark who might have told Larry who might have told Sarah who might have told you.

What would you say if I said “Yes”? How about “NO”?