…A’hm a mean ma-chine!
I just gotta be mean!
I’m just a bad human bean!
I am the uninhibited, daring, provocative, o-riginal uncensored version!
Two-fisted, gun-totin,’ six shootin’ RING-tailed buckaroo!
All the more shocking, because it’s true!
But what do you MEAN??? 
He means he’s mean.
Rotten mean guy.
And it’s bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog!
I can’t stand nuthin’ dull
I got the high gloss lustre!
I’ll massacre your ass as fast as
Bull offed Custer–because I’m MEAN!
I’m not MEAN, but I have on occasion had pie á la MODE and driven on the MEDIAN.
Yeah, but can ya whip your weight in wildcats?!? Huh? CAN YA?!?
That’s what I thought, nancy-boy.
Umm, I mean no disrespect by this, as I’m out of town a lot, but I don’t recall ever running into you. Which is strange, since you are obviously a resident of Niceville.
Maybe we’ll hoist a few in the near future!
Inigo Meantoya, that’s one baaaaaad mofo! 
shut yo’ mouth
Hey, look, let’s be fair here. Inigo Montoya is many things (Doper, Spaniard, swashbuckler extraordinaire and the new Dread Pirate Roberts, to name a few), but he’s not a statistical average.
This ain’t no art from the bottom of a henhouse floor!
Rip out you brains and I’m gonna spit 'em out the door
I’m MEAN. A’hm a mean ma-chine
I just gotta be mean.
Just a bad human bean…
Ya wanna go to The Devil
But you don’t like the flames!
Blood on Satan’s Claw is my middle name!
Be-Cuz A’hm MEAN
Many thanks to Lux & Ivy for all of the above.
Give it up for MCInigoMontoya!! Spittin mad rhymes with 97% success rate!!
But I’m talking 'bout Inigo!
and we can dig it
That may be.
But if you want to take him down, I suggest kicking Inigo in the knee.
I pick my teeth with twerps like you!
But are you Danger? Are you The Stranger?
Sure, you’re bad. But are you nation wide?