I'm naked on the Internet today!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Well, I’ve pixeled out the naughty bits.

It’s so liberating!

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Tease!

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Link?

:smiley:

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I must warn you, I am male. You may not wish to view.

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Dude, your electrons are showing.

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Male? Aw, pooh.

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<matt_mcl>
link?
</matt_mcl>

Just kidding.

And no, now that you’ve been… uh… revealed as male, I’m suddenly no longer interested.

Oh look! Shiny things over there…

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I guess pictures of maked girls are more popular.

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Yeah. Those maked girls are hot.

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or even naked. :smack:

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I like 'em masked, personally, like the cover to AC/DC’s Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap…

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But I don’t like 'em faked. Or baked.

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I like 'em snaked, as in Dusk till Dawn.

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I was naked on the internet once. But only in an email. Count yourself one of the lucky 6,000,000,000 people who missed it.

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LOL

Ahhh my fellow male dopers, how quickly you reverse course :slight_smile:

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Boy, do they know me or do they know me.

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I thought you meant you were sitting naked in front of your computer. 'Cause I do that all the time. But I somehow always forget to turn on my cam. :stuck_out_tongue:

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If only you could find someone willing to remind you… :smiley:

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Someone say “naked man?”

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:: jumps up and down with hand in the air ::

I wanna see the naked man

:: starts grovelling pathetically at the feet of whomever has the power to post the link ::

please please please