Is it wrong that that makes me hot? 
You evil woman, leading a poor innocent into temptation. 
Name: Gr8Kat (Katheryn)
Age: 31 1/2
Occupation: Retired
Marital status: Married
Describe your personality using four words: shy, quiet, anxious, timid
Three favorite things: cats, pizza, anime
One special talent: I can imitate a peacock’s call
Which two emoticons describe you best: 
:eek:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I had a pony when I was little but I traded it for a cat. Cats don’t buck you off, and if they do, you don’t have as far to fall.
Name: Sunstone
Age: 61
Occupation: retired
Marital status: married
Describe your personality using four words: eclectic, analysing, generous, kind
Three favorite things: good food, hiking, sex
One special talent: grafting and espaliering trees
Which two emoticons describe you best: 
One thing that might surprise us about you: average guy who has a number of published research papers, and an expert in certain botanical fields
Real name is Kim.
33
Writer
Single
sweet, freaky (just a bit), sarcastic, shy (sometimes)
boyfriend, learning, sci-fi/fantasy
singing
:smack:
Ummm, I am bisexual, although I mentioned that in another thread. Can’t think of anything else.
Name: Acaciacath
Age: 32
Occupation: HR Data Management
Marital status: Living with my man
Describe your personality using four words: Nervous, Shy, Moody, Insecure
Three favorite things: Dogs, Computers, Books
One special talent: No talents but oh so many issues.
Which two emoticons describe you best: The invisible one and the one that’s hiding behind everyone else.
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’ve never had a nickname. Ever.
Name: Panzram
Age: 20, next month
Occupation: future student, current bum
Marital Status: Pfft! :dubious: Single and looking. Desperate. Cabin Fever.
Personality in 4: eccentric, spontaneous, impatient, odious
3 Faves: Computer, Book collection, big goofy headphones
One special talent: I can play “Mary Had a Little Lamb” on the harmonica.
Emoticons: :(
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’m no good at football. I’m built for it, but too delicate. This is why I stay home and tenderly coo myself to sleep at night while I stare lovingly on at the SDMB.
Name: iampunha
Age: 23
Occupation: student-type drone (also copyeditor and self-assuming sports columnist)
Marital status: not
Describe your personality using four words: long-haired freaky person
Three favorite things: Hell, I haven’t even finished the non-abridged list:)
One special talent: I can balance myself on my hands parallel to the floor
Which two emoticons describe you best: There’s no “naked running” emoticon…
One thing that might surprise us about you: At this point? Nothing surprises these loons;)
Name: Inkleberry
Age: 28
Occupation: Psychotherapist, but currently being a stay at home mommy
Marital status: Married to DrLoveGun
Describe your personality using four words: Outgoing, fun, assertive, space monkey
Three favorite things: Rice Krispies, sniffing my son while he sleeps, hills in the spring in the fog
One special talent: I can lick you from 5" away- my tongue rivals Gene Simmons’
Which two emoticons describe you best: :eek:
One thing that might surprise us about you:I’m fairly religious ;j
Name: Sublight
Age: 33
Occupation: full-time ad writer, part-time minister
Marital status: married
Describe your personality using four words: relaxed, irreverent, inquisitive, warped
Three favorite things: money, sex, oddities
One special talent: performing wedding ceremonies (have married about 500 couples so far. I’m not particularly religious, but neither are they)
Which two emoticons describe you best:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I worked with Sony on naming their robot dog, and created the name ‘Aibo’.
IMO, this was the funniest one so far.
Name: Shana
Age: 35
Occupation: Interior designer, but currently not doing much due to morning sickness from the fiery pits of hades.
Marital Status: Happily married.
Describe your personality using four words: Empathic, dorky, dramatic, rebellious
Three favorite things: The smell and feel of old books, my sweet pups/kitties, cool music.
One special talent: I can read your mind!
Which two emoticons describle you best: 
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’ve had two rather nasty insect borne illnesses (Must have squashed a lot of bugs in a former life!)