Name:
Age:
Occupation:
Marital status:
Describe your personality using four words:
Three favorite things:
One special talent:
Which two emoticons describe you best:
One thing that might surprise us about you:
Name: Me Jane
Age: 22
Occupation: Waitress
Marital status: Single and looking
Describe your personality using four words: fun, silly, likable, ditzy
Three favorite things: pizza, cats and bubblegum
One special talent: I can walk on my hands
Which two emoticons describe you best: :rolleyes: 
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’m only 4 foot 10 inches tall
Name: Unclviny
Age: 39, but I act like I’m 15
Occupation: pretend Geologist
Marital status: would you marry this?
Describe your personality using four words: goofy, easygoing, hi Opal, loner.
Three favorite things: food, beer, sex
One special talent: ?
Which two emoticons describe you best: I don’t “do” smilies
One thing that might surprise us about you: I have a huge… oh nevermind
Unclviny
Name: picker
Age: 32
Occupation: musician, producer, audio engineer, composer, sometime concert promoter
Marital status: Married
Describe your personality using four words: playful creative cheerful outgoing
Three favorite things: playing music, good beer & whiskey, camping with my wife and dogs
One special talent: I’m a great cook
Which two emoticons describe you best: :smack:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I can get by on 4 hours of sleep for weeks at a time
Name:Steve Something
Age: 42
Occupation: Home and restaurant remodel
Marital status: No
Describe your personality using four words: I am the Lizard King
Three favorite things: friends, family, Free Bird
One special talent: Can pass gas at both ends simultaneously; converts 4 to 5 at the drop of a hat
Which two emoticons describe you best: :dubious: ;j
One thing that might surprise us about you: The Queen snubbed my wedding
Name: Sengkelat
Age: 35
Occupation: Tech Monkey
Marital status: Separated
Describe your personality using four words: Easygoing, sarcastic, enthusiastic, unambitious.
Three favorite things: Books, good food…wait, now I can only pick one more? I just can’t.
One special talent: Pant-hoot like a chimp.
Which two emoticons describe you best: :dubious: And then this one: 
One thing that might surprise us about you: I play the digeridoo.
Name: Ice Wolf
Age: 41
Occupation: Administrator and historian
Marital status: single
Describe your personality using four words: Mind constantly time travelling.
Three favorite things: music, libraries, computers
One special talent: folk like to talk to me.
Which two emoticons describe you best: 
One thing that might surprise us about you: Ah, now – if I told you, it wouldn’t be secret anymore, now would it? Heh, heh, heh, HEH!
Name: Shirt Ninja 13, a.k.a.: “DW”
Age: 23
Occupation: currently teaching English at an Elementary school in Shenzhen, China, although that’s soon to change.
Marital status: Not married, no.
Describe your personality using four words: Stand on your head!
Three favorite things: ice cream, sex, movies, and roadtrips (ha! I get four!)
One special talent: I can do cartwheels. Does that count?
Which two emoticons describe you best: and 
do for a start.
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’d like to believe that my gender wouldn’t surprise anyone, but sometimes I wonder. That said, I’m occasionally a bit of a hedon, which people don’t seem to suspect, for some reason. Oh, and I’ve hunted aliens in my house with devices made out of christmas lights, PVC pipes and old lamps, as well as can of air freshener and boom tubes.
bamf <–I came up with that, too.
Name: picunurse
Age: older than your mother
Occupation: retired RN
Marital status: Married
Describe your personality using four words: precise, pedantic, playful, philosophical
Three favorite things: Maxx, Cassy, 'Lil my three cats
One special talent: I am an artist I can create what never was before
Which two emoticons describe you best: :dubious:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I really hate being asked these kinds of questions.
Name: Enginerd
Age: 29
Occupation: Environmental Engineer (surprise!)
Marital status: good as married
Describe your personality using four words: adventurous, happy, sarcastic, relaxed
Three favorite things: music, dogs, and traveling
One special talent: I can have fun just about anywhere
Which two emoticons describe you best: Um…
One thing that might surprise us about you: I haven’t shaved or cut my hair in about 4 years
Hello and welcome, me jane!
Y’know, usually it’s the newbies who get to fill out the questionnaire. Maybe word of the unusual ‘ink’ required for section three, and the procedure for harvesting, I mean, obtaining it, got around. (Mariah was never the same afterwards, and the applicants all complained of sucker-marks. But there you go.)
Name: Sunspace
Age: 41
Occupation: Technical writer (for now)
Marital status: Permasingle
Describe your personality using four words: artistic, techie, sensitive, sometimes-cynical
Three favorite things: Mashed potatoes (er, I mean, ‘electronic music’), the SDMB, colour
One special talent: I can swear like a drunken sailor in Esperanto.
Which two emoticons describe you best: :smack:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’ve been here long enough that I can’t think of anything, no.
Name: Kitarak / David
Age: 21
Occupation: Student
Marital status: Single, not especially looking.
Describe your personality using four words: Sarcastic, creative, whimsical, weird.
Three favorite things: Reading, Cooking, Maths
One special talent: Ability to come up with 7 new ideas at the drop of the hat, with the possibility of one or two of them actually not sucking.
Which two emoticons describe you best: :rolleyes: :dubious:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’m almost a professionally trained masseur. I nearly completed a course for a professional qualification, but unfortunately I had to choose between completing the coursework or studying for my exams in my actual degree. The degree won, so I didn’t have enough coursework to qualify.
Name: Winston Smith
Age: 35
Occupation: Systems Administrator
Marital status: Married (with chillens)
Describe your personality using four words: Purple, feindish, Clorox, Bar-B-Q
Three favorite things: family, my job, stargazing
One special talent: I can heal small appliances by a laying on of the hands
Which two emoticons describe you best: 
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’ve always wanted to be a teacher. A college prof. to be precise.
I hope you’re taking notes here. You’ve got 50,000-odd members to go.
Not all 50,000 Dopers are odd. Some of them are perfectly normal. Probably not enough so you’d notice, though.
Name: AsecretK
Age: 36
Occupation: Supervisor of Certification and Plan Administration or Jack of all the extra crap that nobody knows or wants to know
Marital status: NOT!
Describe your personality using four words: sarcastic, loner, ditsy, sensitive
Three favorite things: Family, Friends, Pets
One special talent: After thinking about this for 10 minutes I have decided that I don’t have any
Which two emoticons describe you best:
One thing that might surprise us about you: That I had to think for 10 minutes if I had a special talent
Name: Grant is my middle name
Age: 36
Occupation: Chemist
Marital Status: Have a life partner (don’t believe in marriage)
Describe your personality using four words: Sarcastic, determined, big kid
Three favorite things: Dogs, travel, hockey
One special talent: I can f*** up anything
Which two emoticons describe you best: :rolleyes:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I recently was offered a job coaching hockey (assistant) at a fairly well known university. Turned it down
Cute idea!
Name: Brandy (soon to be Mrs. Something-I kid, I kid)
Age: 29
Occupation: inside salesperson
Marital status: nonononono (unless having a “baseball husband” counts - hi punha!)
Describe your personality using four words: bouncy, outgoing, talkative, playfully sarcastic
Three favorite things: music, beaches, dancing
One special talent: I sing pretty well
Which two emoticons describe you best: 
:eek:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I got married on a ranch owned by Madonna’s cousin. 'Course…then I got divorced, but we just did that at the courthouse.
Name: Dragwyr
Age: 36
Occupation: Systems Administrator and Web Page Admin
Marital status: Married
Describe your personality using four words: - My family, magic, karate
One special talent: I’m a part time professional magician.
Which two emoticons describe you best:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I earned my 1st Dan Black Belt in Tang Soo Do Karate at the age of 10.
Age: 73591 in jellyfish-years
Occupation: Flag Straightener
Marital status: Swell
Describe your personality using four words: I don’t like being constrained by other people’s arbitrary rules.
Three favorite things: Muriatic acid, pretty snowflakes, Klaus Barbie’s underpants
One special talent: I can re-wire telephones with my tongue.
**Which two emoticons describe you best: ** :fancy pirate :lost car keys
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’ve never killed a man in cold blood on the first night of Mardi Gras, just for looking at me funny.