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Name: glee
Age: 51 :eek:
Occupation: chess teacher
Marital status: single and shortsighted*
Describe your personality using four words: reliable, thoughtful, nerdy, patient
Three favorite things: curry, chess, computers
One special talent: chess problem solving
Which two emoticons describe you best: :eek: :smiley:
One thing that might surprise us about you: My sense of humour (While filling this in, I considered changing my username to me tarzan…)

*now if I were 25 years younger, I’d say "How you doing?!

Name: Take a real wild guess
Age: 31 - or 29 for the third time, either way
Occupation: Systems Analyst
Marital status: Single. Why - do you know someone?
Describe your personality using four words: How about four characters? - INFJ (Meyers-Briggs)
Three favorite things: My two cats, my family, my new computer.
One special talent: How could I narrow it done to one - I am incredible at all things I put my mind to. And incredibly modest as well.
Which two emoticons describe you best: :slight_smile: :wink:
One thing that might surprise us about you: “She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come” - Proverbs 31:25. It’s how I’d like to live .

Susan

Name: Keapon Laffin
Age: 24
Occupation: Programmer
Marital status: Single
Describe your personality using **four ** words: Bad with math
Three favorite things: Coffee, games, orgasms
One special talent: [see above]
Which two emoticons describe you best: :eek: :cool:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’m not crazy… really… I’m not…

Name: Anaamika
Age: 29
Occupation: Not-for-profit
Marital status: Engaged
Describe your personality using four words: Happy, optimistic, hedonistic, easy-going
Three favorite things: Books, books, and more books
One special talent: Am almost completely bilingual (Hindi & English)
Which two emoticons describe you best: :confused: :smack:
One thing that might surprise us about you: For all my strict upbringing I am *extremely * open-minded, more so than a majority of the people I’ve met.

Hello Me Jane. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. :slight_smile:

Name: Khadaji
Age: 43
Occupation: Software Manager
Marital status: Single and looking

Name: yellowval
Age: 27
Occupation: Reporter
Marital status: Married
Describe your personality using four words: pessimistic, sarcastic, cynical, yellow
Three favorite things: My husband, my two cats (they only count as one because they only have one brain between them), and my dog
One special talent: I can belch louder then most men.
Which two emoticons describe you best: :dubious: :o
One thing that might surprise us about you: I love gangsta rap.

Name: Nahk Ilsa Dihahs (Thats my real name…sort of)
Age: 23
Occupation: Marketing Executive
Marital status: Single
Describe your personality using four words: easy-going, lazy, loving, excitable
Three favorite things: computers, books and cricket
One special talent: I can mirror-write (found this out by accident)
Which two emoticons describe you best: :slight_smile: :frowning:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I speak a language that is just one of five major language isolates in the world. It is totally unrelated to to any other language known today. :cool:

Name: VenusProbe
Age: 46 going on 25
Occupation: Database Geek
Marital status: Trapped
Describe your personality using four words: Geeky, shy, funny, inquisitive
Three favorite things: the outdoors, the female form, Guinness
One special talent: nudge, nudge, wink, wink
Which two emoticons describe you best: :dubious: :smiley:
One thing that might surprise us about you: My totem is the Frog

Dude are you my long lost twin?

I’m a 31 year old music producer/engineer who gets by on about 3 or 4 hours of sleep a night.

What are you, manic-depressive?

I’m not one of your cats!

Name: Madd Maxx
Age: 27
Occupation: Telecom
Marital status: Married
Describe your personality using four words: Happy, Funny, Smart, Confident
Three favorite things:
One special talent: I can do 6 or 7 cartwheels in a row. (I’m over 200 lbs)
Which two emoticons describe you best: :^b & ;-p
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’m NOT Mel Gibson.

Name: Bob; Genghis Bob
Age: I watched Batman in my jammies (the Adam West version)
Occupation: I manage. Barely.
Marital status: *So * married.
Describe your personality using four words: Decisive; no, wait - indecisive.
Three favorite things: driving fast with the windows down and Meat Loaf blaring; sitting just quietly; making Genghis Wife crack up
One special talent: I can juggle.
Which two emoticons describe you best: :smack: :stuck_out_tongue:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’m not a very staid, conservative business guy, but I play one IRL.

No. Bi-polar.

Just kidding!!

So are you becoming a full paid-up member or not? I’d hate to see you go!

Name: Wally
Age: 36
Occupation: Airline grunt
Marital status: Married, but I am allowed to have sex with Minnie Driver (are you listening Minnie?)
Describe your personality using four words: Funny, Sarcastic, Sensitive, Empathetic
Three favorite things: Yvette, Yvette, Yvette
One special talent: Cooking
Which two emoticons describe you best: :wally :wink:
One thing that might surprise us about you: For a large man, I have the grace of an gazelle; and I’m attracted to Hugh Grant. Those two are not related. (I think)

Name: Patrick
Age: 21
Occupation: Full Time Student / Part Time Genius
Marital status: Single
Describe your personality using four words: geek confident goofy curious
Three favorite things: internet chess music
One special talent: I can make anyone laugh (untested on the British Royal Guards)
Which two emoticons describe you best: :cool: :cool:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I am not loyal to boxers or briefs, depends on what’s on top of my laundry pile.
Reply With Quote: Blaze your trail

Name: Johnny
Age: More than 21 and less than 83½
Occupation: Currently unemployed. Was data management analyst and CAD artist
Marital status: Single and looking. (No, wait; I’ve given up looking.)
Describe your personality using four words: Wacky, easy-going, loyal, creative
Three favorite things: Flying helicopters, making films, riding motorcycles
One special talent: I can fly a helicopter
Which two emoticons describe you best: :smiley: :frowning:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I really do know how to cook

Name: Katriona (Wendy IRL)
Age: 36 1/2
Occupation: Administrative Assistant
Marital status: Married 13 1/2 years
Describe your personality using four words: Introvert, klutz, stubborn, can’t think of a term, but my boss calls it ‘paralysis by analysis.’ I have to second-guess myself on everything, and can drive myself crazy with it.
Three favorite things: All things Scottish, all things canine, all things 1920’s
One special talent: Playing the French horn
Which two emoticons describe you best: :smack: :eek:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I honestly can’t think of anything that would surprise anyone here, but I can thing of a few things that surprise people IRL, and I think all for the same reason: 1. I drive a Smurf-blue Beetle, 2. I love ‘classic’ or ‘stadium’ rock (not sure of the exact term - Styx, Journey, Kansas, Boston, Rush), and 3. I’m a total fashion and makeup addict. I think this stems from the fact that my wardrobe stepped right out of “The Preppy Handbook.” I don’t have the height (or the money, for that matter) for real fashion, but I watch all the Fashion Week coverage twice a year, read all the mags, etc. I just look best when I’m dressed like a ‘Muffy.’ People seem surprised that I don’t drive a basic sedan and listen to ‘soft rock.’ “Wow, you don’t seem like the type” seems to be a catchphrase when it comes to some of my tastes!

glee, you’re a chess teacher? That’s so cool. You’re my idol for the day.

Name: Petelin
Age: 29
Occupation: time whore (consultant)
Marital status: Single
Describe your personality using four words: hilarious, optimistic, interesting, healthy
Three favorite things: coffee, music and sunny, 77 degree, 11% humidity days
One special talent: Making dirty martinis
Which two emoticons describe you best: :smiley: :dubious:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I have a slinky and a oven mitt on my desk at work? At least it surprises people around here.

Name: Robin
Age: 46
Occupation: Mechanical designer
Marital status: Married (for the 4th and last time!)
Describe your personality using four words: happy, silly, helpful, a bit OCD
Three favorite things: chocolate, bourbon, cheese
One special talent: I’m a great speller (how lame is that?!)
Which two emoticons describe you best: :smiley: :eek
One thing that might surprise us about you: I curse like a motherf… um, sailor