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(I got a credit card made just so I could become a member… )
Name: Ummm… here, I go by Rebekkah
Age: 26
Occupation: Shill
Marital status: Blissfully single
Describe your personality using four words: neurotic, creative, silly, fun
Three favorite things: books, my kitten (definately a thing) and beer
One special talent: I can sew like a motherfucker. It’s my only domestic talent.
Which two emoticons describe you best: 
:rolleyes:
One thing that might surprise us about you: Before I leave the house every morning, I touch each of the burners and the oven door to ensure the oven is off, unplug the toaster and do a general fire hazard sweep. My friend enjoy tormenting me by asking if I remembered to unplug the toaster once we’ve gotten to our destination, which inevitably causes me to wonder all night. Did I mention neurotic?
You had a credit card made? Wow, that must have been tough. Did you get to order the plastic, too? I’d put a big “joybuzzer” on it, so whenever someone took it from you it would go
BUZZ!
And they’d freak out.
Seriously, glad to hear it.
Welcome to the boards me jane. hugs
Name: Daniel
Age: 19
Occupation: Student
Marital status: Single
Describe your personality using four words: Thoughtful, loyal, Quirky, Eclectic
Three favorite things: hugs, laughter, chocolate milkshake
One special talent: I can read really, really small writing.
Which two emoticons describe you best: :dubious: 
One thing that might surprise us about you: I haven’t ironed since December, nor cooked since January.
Name: AwSnappity
Age: 20
Occupation: full time student
Marital status: single
Describe your personality using four words: sarcastic, lazy, shy, thin-skinned
Three favorite things: feeling cool wind blow down on me while I sleep, the boyfriend, hugs
One special talent: I used to Irish dance and I can pull off a pretty good jig still
Which two emoticons describe you best: 
This is the only emoticon I can ever bring myself to use.
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’ve never had an orgasm, not for lack of trying, though. I don’t know if this surprises anyone here per se, but it definitely surprised one of my IRL friends yesterday to the point where she wouldn’t shut up about it. It’s been on my mind a lot lately.
Name: Rebecca
Age: 36
Occupation: Medical Assistant
Marital Status: Single and looking
Describe your personality using four words: Sensitive, strong, confident, funny
Three favorite things: Kids, music, shoes
One special talent: I’m empathic
Which two emoticons describe you best: :dubious:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’m a horndog 24/7, always have been and always will be
I reserve the right to pass judgement on whether we are are twins until I hear how you feel about beer and whiskey.
I do like the new track you put up, btw.
It surprised me. Are you looking for recommendations/advice? Or would you just like us to shut up about it?
Being a “late bloomer” myself, I may have one or two points, that’s all.
Name: :dubious:
Age: 33
Occupation: Ne’er do well, professional dilettante
Marital status: Married w/ permission to have ‘play-friends’
Describe your personality using three words: Solus Contra Mundum
Three favorite things: Books, movies, dogs
One special talent: I am surprisingly good at everything I try. From skiing to cooking.
Which two emoticons describe you best: :dubious: 
One thing that might surprise us about you: I once saw a UFO and believe that it was an alien craft.
Name:Melody
Age: 26
Occupation: Bartender
Marital status: Engaged
Describe your personality using four words: one, two, three, fun-loving
Three favorite things: music, my fiance, cheese
One special talent: I can make people laugh at really inappropriate times.
Which two emoticons describe you best: :smack:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I can lick my own nipples.
Name: Dorjän
Age: 29
Occupation: Tech Writer
Marital status: Married
Describe your personality using four words: easygoing, intelligent, helpful, evil
Three favorite things: airplanes, racing motorcycles, good food
One special talent: I can use a mouse in my left hand and right hand, on two computers, at the same time. I also have uncanny lip-reading accuracy (a must considering my hearing impairment).
Which two emoticons describe you best: :dubious: 
One thing that might surprise us about you: I love kawaii stuff.
How far is it to Tuscon?
Can we get out the goat and calamari now?
Name: Kythereia (also known as Aphrodité, Venus, Turan)
Age: A goddess never tells her age
Occupation: Goddess of love, desire, and sexuality
Marital status: Single
Describe your personality using four words: Charming, beautiful, lovely, adorable
Three favorite things: Flirting, seducing, ravishing
One special talent: Need you ask?
Which two emoticons describe you best:
One thing that might surprise us about you: Oh, I think I’ll keep my secrets for now…
[Name: Gillian
Age: 18
Occupation: University student
Marital status: Single
Describe your personality using four words: Optimistic, kind, thoughtful, sweet
Three favorite things: Chocolate, music, nature
One special talent: Writing
Which two emoticons describe you best:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I can read really, really fast. Surprises the heck out of everyone.]
Since this is basically a poll, I’ll move it to In My Humble Opinion for you.
Cajun Man
for the SDMB
Name: Silenus
Age: 49
Occupation: High School Teacher
Marital status: Married, happily
Describe your personality using four words: Pompous, sarcastic asshole. One more…asshole again!
Three favorite things: my wife, food, beer
One special talent: I am a amatuer brewer of some small reknown.
What two emoticons describe you best:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’ve got the heart of a small boy. (In a jar, on my desk!)(Thank you, Robert Bloch!)
I wouldn’t be opposed to recommendations or advice, although I would feel bad about hijacking the thread. I’ve read “help me orgasm!” threads in the past, and tried some of the stuff (vibrator, fingers + handheld mirror + diagrams, loving and gentle partners…)
Name: You can call me Shubby. All my friends call me Shubby.
Age: Between 20 and 40.
Occupation: Mom
Marital status: No.
Describe your personality using four words: adventurous, outgoing, imaginative, weird
Three favorite things: Baby, home, books
One special talent: I don’t have any.
Name: Julia
Age: 34
Occupation: Drudge
Marital status: Divorced, engaged
Describe your personality using four words: A seething cauldron of
Three favorite things: Books, cats, chocolate. A chocolate book about a cat would be an ideal gift for me.
One special talent: I can leak a fart very quietly
Which two emoticons describe you best: :o :wally (Not really, but I don’t think they’ve been used yet and I don’t want them to feel unloved.)
One thing that might surprise us about you: I pick my boogers and eat them. Well, no…but it might surprise you if I did.
Name: Elysian
Age: 27
Occupation: Law Student
Marital status: Very happily married.
Describe your personality using four words: INTP, borderline INTJ
Three favorite things: husband, kitties, computer games
One special talent: I catch on to things so quickly, like shooting and skiing, that people will ask me if I’ve been doing it for years
What two emoticons describe you best:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I don’t like pizza, potato chips, hamburgers, steak, or carbonated drinks. I don’t think I’m American. I must have been adopted from Britain or somewhere.
Name: MissTake
Age: 35
Occupation: Government slacker
Marital status: Single
Describe your personality using four words: Acerbic, humorous, introverted, tired
Three favorite things: My kid, my cats, lightening storms
One special talent: I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue.
Which two emoticons describe you best: :rolleyes: :dubious:
One thing that might surprise us about you: I hear “You have tattoos?” quite often, along with “You want to be a librarian?”