You’re new here, I’m new here, what say we get the vibe of this place before asking why people post in the style they do? I don’t see anything wrong as long as they aren’t being too personal or tasteless.
Personally I find the wiseass answers to be the best. 
You’re new here, I’m new here, what say we get the vibe of this place before asking why people post in the style they do? I don’t see anything wrong as long as they aren’t being too personal or tasteless.
Personally I find the wiseass answers to be the best.
Damn I’m such a dumbass dumas.
Thanks for pointing out the dumasity of my dumbass ways, dumbass.
Dan, my dumb ass hurts now
I didn’t see the Dead Sea Rolls thread but may I humbly suggest that could have been interpreted using the Rosetta Scone.
::D&R::
A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
“Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?”
A canner, exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny,
“A canner can can
Anything that he can
But a canner can’t can a can, can he?”
A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned - so what could they do?
Said the fly, “Let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
A girl who weighed many an oz.
Used language I dare not pronoz.
When her brother, unkind
Pulled her chair from behind
Just to see (so he said) if she’d boz.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Uhhh…that’s all I have to contribute. Have a nice day.
Damn smilie codes - I’m such a dumbass.
(As an Irishman, that’s the first time I’ve ever used that wonderful Americanism - I think I’ll do it more in the future)
puns are * bad* things???:eek: :eek: :eek:
A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
“Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?”
A canner, exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny,
“A canner can can
Anything that he can
But a canner can’t can a can, can he?”
A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned - so what could they do?
Said the fly, “Let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
A girl who weighed many an oz.
Used language I dare not pronoz.
When her brother, unkind
Pulled her chair from behind
Just to see (so he said) if she’d boz.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Uhhh…that’s all I have to contribute. Have a nice day.
Well, then. Far be it for me to interfere in a bargain between you and the Perfect Master.
So: Top half, or bottom half…? 
MY FIRST EVER DOUBLE-POST!
I <3 SDMB. Forever may it shake and jiggle.
Mwahahahahahahaha.
Only a complete dumbass, er, I mean dumas, would double post.
Dumbass.
Only a complete dumbass, er, I mean dumas, would double post.
Dumbass.
Mmmm…50+ replies and SPOOFE hasn’t checked in…slacker
I really hope not. Otherwise, so many of us are in so much trouble.
well, time to post something on topic:
INSERT RELEVENT AND INSITEFUL ON TOPIC STATEMENT HERE
there you go! i’m so cool! 
Splunge.
That’s it, I’m leaving! 
;p
Just kidding, I’m not going to leave now! 