I'm not a pet lover.

[Pixiesnix]

Let me tell you what it’s all about,
Neuticles, neuticles!
Dontcha know that life’s ruff without
Neuticles, neuticles!

Bark and whine and scratch and howl,
for neuticles right now!
Make your master’s friends say, “Wow!”
with neuticles right now!

Taken from an episode of Talk Soup with John Henson ca. 1996. Classic.

[Xploder]

@PapSett

It would actually be ILLEGAL for a show dog. A male must have both his natural testicles or be DQ’d. There was a case I heard of some years back where a fellow had a promising young male dog he wanted to campagne , but unfortunately only one nut had dropped. So he went to his vet and had 1 neutical implanted, waited several months for it to heal , and hit the show ring. First show he entered the dog in , the judge checked for the usual equipment , looked the fella righ in the eye , and asked “Are you aware your dog had 3 testicles?” . :eek: Yup , the other one had dropped , and said owner had not bothered to check. He was barred from showing and breeding , and if I remember correctly , suspended from owning AKC registered dogs. :wally

How can you be suspended from owning any sort of dog? What are they gonna do? Come to your house and take it away?

[Amazon_Floozy_Goddess]

@Duke of Rat

Man, I hope you aren’t using the peanut butter described in the fart thread :eek:

ROFL! No, but if I hadn’t a sense of smell, I might have confused them. :eek:

Although, I have a feeling my rats might eat it anyway, seeing as anything smaller than them that approaches their cage Must Be Yummy:

seed cake = TREAT!
apple slice = TREAT!
stray feather = TREAT!
cricket = TREAT!
fingers = TREAT!

[PapSett]

@Xploder

How can you be suspended from owning any sort of dog? What are they gonna do? Come to your house and take it away?

No , of course not , but the AKC CAN suspend registration privleges. In the back of the AKC Gazette every month is a list of owners/handlers that have been suspended, and why. (I am assuming it’s still in there , I haven’t read a Gazette in several years)