With the proliferation of Dopers announcing their intention to enter into the institution of matrimony, I feel it necessary to point out that I am not getting married. Nor am I seeing anyone. In fact, I’m wallowing in my aloneness.
Who’s with me??!!
Well, I have a SO, but I’d never marry her or anyone else. I tried that game once, but never again.
That sounds very surly of you.
I’m not getting married, nor am I having a baby. So there.
I am not getting married, nor. . .
(looks down)
Nope! Not having a baby either!
Not getting married, and I will never visit Disneyland.
Preach it, sister!
I’d ask you to marry me, but… well, you know.
I don’t exactly wallow in loneliness, so much as crave solitude. (Of course one can take that too far. I’m doing a pretty good job of being a hermit in a dense part of London)
This means you have to send presents to all the people you wouldn’t have invited.
I’ll PM you my address.
Not getting married (being gay in New York State), not having a baby (being a guy), and not causing an oil spill any time soon (cause that’s not how I roll).
Wait - that’s so not fair! I’m not getting presents because I’m not getting married and now I have to send presents to the non-invitees? I’m being robbed!
I’m actually a bit sad that I’m not getting married. Around here, I’m well over the mean age, which makes it much harder to find someone.
And, yes, I’m only 25.
I’m not married and I’m 34 and am not having any kids. But I have good news! My SO isn’t getting married, either!
I am permanently out of the marriage game from now on. I tried that for a long time and it didn’t work out worth a damn except for my kids. I am a committed bachelor for life and already told my family never to inquire about that subject again. There won’t be any more kids either. One I made that commitment, it was quite a liberating feeling. Maybe I should have a ceremony to pledge my commitment to just me before friends and family.
I don’t have any cute kittens or puppies, and I don’t have any pictures to prove it!
Not getting married, never plan on getting married, never wanted to get married. Just not my kind of thing.
You’d think that not being mean anymore would help, actually. 
Me too!
Did the relationship thing, already have the kid, done. Don’t even have a SO. Just a kid and a cat.
Congratulations! I’m also not getting married!
Not getting married, not having a baby, and not getting a damned job either!~
Nor am I vacationing, don’t have cute pet pics, don’t have a graduate in the family, and I am not currently losing weight or considering weight loss surgery.
Damn, I was all set to jump on this bandwagon, but I’ve got two cats.
Only one of them is particularly cute, though.
That’s ok, you’re still welcome. The “no puppies or kittens” thing is kind of a hijack as I have a dog and he’s amazingly handsome. But he does not figure into my non-marriage plans.