I'm not like other Dopers because…

In My Humble Opinion
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I’m the only doper to have attended the University of Windsor. And if this isn’t true, I want to know.

As to the other people: I’ve got no interest in Star Wars or 24. Anime is a mystery to me. Never owned a comic book. My computer knowledge is nothing, unless it’s a Mac running System 7.0-7.5.3.

And for the most part I stay away from arguments. I like discussions, not arguments. Maybe that’s the Canadian showing through…I also like ellipses.

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[Dr. Scratch’n’sniff]That’s not normal. I know normal.[Dr.S’n’S]

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  1. I am not an avid fan of Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, or the Simpsons.
  2. I refrain from most SDMB’isms (“Hi Opal!”, “When come back, bring pie”, “1920’s-style death rays”, etc…)
  3. I don’t use witty quotes in my sig. In fact, I don’t even use a sig!
  4. I don’t open any political threads, except by accident. If I do open a thread that I cannot discern from preview is a political thread, and then it turns out to be one, I back out of it immediately.
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I am a weird person, but a normal Doper.

I still don’t get Weebl and Bob, and am using a slow connection, so I’m afraid to check into it for fear of a crash. I know almost nothing about computers, I am not an expert on anything, and I have no comic books and do not want any.

But, but…whaddaya mean, it’s just a message board? :eek:

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You need to have marmite!

Marmite makes vegemite look like the weak cousin it is.

I have never seen any of the LOTR movies. I could be deported for admitting this.

I’m just here becaue I love the banter and I always learn something. It amazes me often (because of time differences) that I read something here and then see it on the evening news hours later.

I am way less intelligent and amusing then my doper heroes but I’m hanging around anyway. I am here BECAUSE of the differences.

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I have marmite. 2 Jars. I save it for special occasions because it’s harder to obtain here. I had promite, but won’t do that again.

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Just once break out and have a Marmite and chip sandwich. You will love it.

The chips should be plain old ready salted flavour but chicken works too. The bread should be plain old white bread.

Go on do it! It is all good.

Marmite and cheese is also yummy (plain old Cheddar). Vegemite just doesn’t work, it’s all too weak and flavourless.

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I proved my point. (that I am unlike other dopers in that I am not a master of any subjects, spelling being one of them)