There’s a disturbing possibility that this French senator who’s been in the news is actually an extraterrestrial.
I mean, c’mon.
Someone’s gonna have to inform the Illuminati, the Trilateral Commission, the Bohemian Grove, the Deep State, the Elders of Zion, Comet Ping Pong Pizza, the Pentaverate, and the Reverse Vampires that their racket’s being horned in on.
And the RAND corporation!
Nobody expects the Bilderbergers!
Dude don’t even speak English like a real 'Murrican. 'Course he’s an alien. Prolly a lizard under that skin.
Because somebody can’t keep the thumb drives out of the marinara.
I always crack up imagining an alien planet far away collecting a few human Voyager-like spacecraft in their own Area 51, and the aliens clamoring for their government to tell the truth about the human stuff.