There’s a disturbing possibility that this French senator who’s been in the news is actually an extraterrestrial.
I mean, c’mon.
Someone’s gonna have to inform the Illuminati, the Trilateral Commission, the Bohemian Grove, the Deep State, the Elders of Zion, Comet Ping Pong Pizza, the Pentaverate, and the Reverse Vampires that their racket’s being horned in on.
And the RAND corporation!
Nobody expects the Bilderbergers!
Dude don’t even speak English like a real 'Murrican. 'Course he’s an alien. Prolly a lizard under that skin.