I'm Officially an Old Fogey

[DrFidelius]

@Harvey_The_Heavy

@Beware_of_Doug

My warm-up site is Fark.com, which gives you nearly every pop person, fad or ad, with plenty of links to check it out in however much, or little, detail you want - and with the important added feature of healthy snarkasm toward it all, that you can share in at will.

Do just a little Farking every week and you’ll find you have a resource for creative cultural deconstruction - dynamic curmudgeonry, if you will - that will keep your mind young.

I usually kick off every online session with Fark, but I still don’t know what a Justin Bieber is.

Oh Oh! I know that one because I went to Wal*Mart yesterday to buy a pair of sunglasses.

Justin Bieber is the name on the tee-shirts on the endcaps of the little girl’s department. It seems to have replaced Hannah Montana on the slut fashions for ten-year-olds.

[Clothahump]

You’re officially old when almost everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work right.