I'm on an unsubscription rampage

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m unsubscribing from threads left and right. Youse peoples need to be more entertaining. And stick to the topic.

/shakes fist

2

I’m not subscribing to this thread.

3

I didn’t even read this thread.

4

I subscribed so that I could unsubscribe.

And don’t shake your fist at me, young person!

5

I’ve never subscribed to a thread.

Do you get a free Seiko watch if you do?

6

I was once mysteriously subscribed to threads. I reckoned they just wanted some extra attention. But now … checking … I am blissfully unsubscribed. Ohhhhh, what a feeling!!!

7

All right! Make up your mind. Which do you want?

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Now I’ll never subscribe to a thread.

9

I refuse to be needled about threads. Sew there.

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I’m unsubscribing from this thread–because it is too silly–in a very cool and powerful moderator way.

I rock.