You bore me. I don’t know why I posted in that damn thread anyway. I’ve rectified matters. You bore me to death! At the last moment, in a desperate move, I unsubscribed from your thread before ennui-death.
Don’t trick me into another one of your threads. I’ll probably post in it and then immediately regret it.
So there. I unsubscribed from your thread. I can do that, you know.
First person who says they’re unsubscribing from this thread gets cock-punched.