As per the advice of the elder Dopers with whom I conversed at the Terrible Tribunal in Vegas at that Terrible lounge with that Terrible entertainment, and armed with the proper codes provided by said Dopers, I have subscribed to and begun my own live journal.
Be Thrilled by my daily adventures! Cry when you hear of the price I pay for love! Laugh when I triumph over evil! Touch yourself when I . . . uhhh . . . well . . . just read the damn thing. All the cool kids will be there. Speaking of cool kids, who else is up in that bitch so I can build my friends list.
Later.
DaLovin’ Dj