YEah, that’s my problem-a paradox of sorts. If I acknowledge one then I have to let the other go, so life has been a careful balance of self-denial.
Here’s where you, the reader come in. By reader I mean person who’s reading this. I don’t mean to sound like a high-class journalist or anything. I’m just a janitor for Lady’s Home Journal.
Anyway, I need stuff to get angry about.
Yeah…I think that’s why I posted this…
Well, BlueMit11, I don’t know if this will inspire you, but --LADY’S HOME JOURNAL SUCKS!
So there you go.
You’re on your own now.
That was a dirty crack, Blonde.
Speaking of dirty cracks…
Hey, BlewMe11, how’s your Mom?
Annika Sorenstam got shafted this weekend.
What, that doesn’t anger you?
BlueMit11: You are a janitor.
Did that do it?
My dog can write a better Pit thread.
Speaking of dogs, BlueMe11, how’s your mom?
I’d watch that!
Oh, wait. You mean she got screwed.
BlueMit, learn to spell. NOW are ya pissed off? Learn to fucking spell, you loser.
Great, another attention whore thread.
If you’re not mad, you don’t know the facts. Life is appalling, hateful and brutish. People are selfish and evil. God is indifferent and far away. The weather sucks. You need to realise that, and either kill yourself or post 125 pit threads in the next 24 hours.
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic material as everyone else.
Oh, and your mother wears combat boots.
Your SO practices less self-denial than you do.
Oh GOD I wish we could change “Member” to whatever we wish, whenever we wish.
Mine would say
Beautiful Unique Snowflake
Registered: Apr 1999
Location: The Atmosphere
I’ll get mad for you!! Helps BOTH of us, at the same time!!
MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY WHORE I’M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY I COULD POO! (to noone in general)