I'm posting while in traffic

Screw all of you with blackberries, I’m in my friend’s car and sitting in traffic. We’re on the campus wireless before we get too far away and so I can surf the web while sitting here. Light changed, gotta run.

I’m replying from my bicycle on a very busy thoroughfare. Pedalling powers my rugadized laptop mounted on my handlebars. I balance well so I can type while riding. There is some rough pavement ahead so I better go.

I’m currently about 1,000 feet in the air plummeting towards the ground, and I thought I’d post at the SDMB. It’s pretty cool up here. Oops, time to open my chute, talk to you all later.

I’m posting from a shark cage about 30 feet under water. Unfortunately, wireless doesn’t work down here, so I replaced my air line with a network cable. So far it seems to be wor

HELLO! I can hardly hear you…Yes, I’m on the train. THE TRAIN. I don’t have a wireless laptop but I do have a really, really long network cable. I reckon it can get me as far as Paddingt—errchhh!

Houston? Experiment number 244A: this wireless connection succesfully reaches all the way up here in the ISS! How cool is that? Over.