DMV clerk
Depends on the type of discount stoer. The thrift shops on Milwaukee Avenue run by any host of immigrants, are very rude. They seem to think everyone who enters their stores are out to steal them blind. And to be fair, perhaps that’s true, but I don’t want their bed bug ridden stuff anymore 
Washington, DC civil service worker. It’s an artform there.
Collections agency. Ed Debevic’s waitress. Comedian. Webcomic writer. Author. Exotic dancer/stripper for hire.
For the record, I think actual rudeness is despicable. Using “perceived-rudeness” for humor is ok though.
Radio DJ
CEO
The one’s trying to get me to buy a lap dance have always been nice to me. I wonder why…
Mall cop. There was little to no accountability to what we could get away with.
Dominatrix.
Also, barrista. The difference is mainly in the footware.
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Both tend to avoid dating clients. I wonder why.
Child Support and Collections Worker.
Quote: “All you are to us is a paycheck.”
Additional Quote: “There’s justice and there’s fairness. You won’t get either one of them here.”
Hah, I came here to mention Dick’s Last Resort! The waitstaff actively insults the customers.
University professor–if you can keep it bottled up for 6 years until you are tenured.
Cable TV talk show host
Tea Party Activist
FOX News Shill
derivatives trader
Oh. Of course. Dominatrix, if you’re a female. If male, same thing, just tuck it.
Is there no dominator?
All I could think of for the OP that hasn’t already been mentioned is a Python-esque insult room.
They work pro bono.
The gender ratio in the kink-o-verse is pretty skewed, the (very few) dudes I’ve ever heard of who actually worked in that area had a fully-bewanged client group.
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Like selling ice to an [del]Eskimo[/del] Inuit. A psychic [del]Eskimo[/del] Inuit who can shoot ice from his head.
If I were you, I would ask the Doper **Maastricht **- who is eigenwijs…
Or Shot From Guns, who is a self-titled First Class Jerk (linkto Pit thread)…
;)
::d&r::
Work in a prison.
Ah. We have one here. But I thought she was talking about Durgin Park. The rude waitresses have all died out, leaving a staff of younger, politer servers. At least they were polite at the last couple of 'fests we had there.