I'm rude and love it; what job can I get that best lets me 'be myself' (be rude?)

Let’s say I am RUDE

I love it!

What job can I get?

Waiter at expensive French restaurant?

Discount store clerk?

That restaurant in Boston where they are rude to you on purpose?

Where can I get a job that allows me to express my RUDE-id-ity to the fullest without risk of getting s!-tcanned due to customer complaints?

Self-employment doesn’t count . . .

Stand-up comedian.

According to some threads, TSA.

Management

Collections.

Beat me to it.

You can be the biggest asshole on the planet so long as you’re funny.

Government, particularly any office dealing with criminals and/or the down-and-out. Those people have no options but to put up with your shit.

Moderator.

(j/k)

That was my first thought. You have to start out polite, though.

If you wanted to be irritating, instead of rude, I’d say telemarketing.

Talk show host. Especially politics.

You’ll have to return about two thirds of your IQ points first though.

Department of Motor Vehicles.

They don’t really do that anymore.

Border guard. Be as much of an asshole as you can possibly be, and no one can touch you.

But don’t overdo it or you’ll make the goatse guy jealous.

Professional Wrestler?

Warranty claims processor

Bouncer.

At a discount store your expected to kiss ass and like it. Go for Taxi driver.

Gun store clerk.

In Dallas its Dick’s Last Resort Bar.

I know there are a few in Chicago, but I just moved here.

Depends… can you do arrogant and snotty too?