i’m sad.
Cheer up, dearie.
Why are you sad?
Sorry 'bout that Chicken. Care to say why? Regardless, it’ll get better. It always does.
Well cheer up!
There, there. Don’t be sad.
No, really. Don’t.
When I’m sad I go to bed early. I always feel better when I wake up.
Don’t be sad. I found you a home here; http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/headless_chicken/mike.html
Now don’t you feel better?