I'm seeing the world in a whole different light.

The sun is brighter. The grass is browner (we keep forgetting to water it). Even the very air is sweeter, if a little heavy with humidity and darn hot.

And what could bring on such a feeling of giddiness? Why, my work account is spam-free! That’s right: NO SPAM. I asked the help desk to turn off my original work email address and they did. And now I’ve had almost 12 hours without a single piece of spam.

Sure, I realize that it’s probably temporary no matter how much care I take, but for the moment, I am gloriously free of ads on Viagra, breast enlargements, penis enlargements and really great mortgage refinancing options.

Life is beautiful.

Don’t forget about those hot teens in Russia waiting for you on their webcam…

I use FRONTBRIDGE and instead of spam going to my email account it goes to a seperate folder. I can then glance at the folder and delete the ads. I noticed SDMB mail often goes to my spam account if it has anything to do with lesbians, sex, dildos, prizes, suprises and mortgages. I like it.

I actually had to set up a folder and a rule in Outlook to get my work email to move over so I wouldn’t lose it amidst all the junk. And even then I had to check the main folder because of legitimate outside vendor emails.

My personal email account isn’t so lucky. I get 5-10 emails a day that slip through the spam filters, and 99% of the time they’re for bestiality porn.

If it wasn’t for SPAM, I never would have bought my Russian brides! Then who would I send cash to each month?