I'm Sick, and Everyone At Work's Gonna Get It, Too...

Because they can’t find enough money in their budgets to pay a little sick time for temps. I guess they can afford, however, to have a whole bunch of $70/hour accountants out sick at month end after I give my chest cold to all of them. If I could afford it, I’d stay home. I can’t, so I come to work and spread my germs everywhere. Way to take advantage of the working poor, pimp agencies! (I know, not much of a rant - I’m sick, dammit!)

Go you.
Scott Adams says that “Spreading disease is just about the only legal way to inflict physical harm on your idiot co-workers. Use this to your advantage every chance you get.”

You show 'em.

Yay me. ::weak cheer in the background::