Sleeping naked is the only way to sleep. I don’t like wearing clothes to bed because they get all twisted around me during the night.
Our kids rarely wake up during the night but if they do I don’t have to worry about them coming into the bedroom anyway because we keep our doors locked. I also keep my flannel pajama bottoms and a t-shirt beside the bed incase there’s a fire or a tornado or something.
That’s what it’s gonna be like at my place for Montreal/QueerDope. One woman, two straight guys, and one gay guy (me).
In the bedroom,
The upstairs bedroom,
I’m sleepin’ nude tonight…
For me, it just depends on my mood and how much of my laundry is clean, but I think I’m more likely to sleep naked in the winter. In the summer, you see, I have the windows open and the blinds up, and I’d hate for some unsuspecting kid to be scarred for life because he popped by on a Saturday morning to offer to mow my lawn and saw me sprawled all ass-out…
Also, I spend Friday nights at my mom’s house, and she’s been known to come and wake me up to make her breakfast if she gets hungry before I wake up on my own…
Funny. I have it on pretty good authority that:
a) I did come out of her coochie
b) she did at one time bathe me and change my diapers, and
c) she has, in fact, seen a naked woman before
…but for some reason, she gets all twirly and disturbed by the sight of my bare ass.
So I try to be respectful, unless I’m feeling particularly obnoxious.
I don’t get cold, but I always sleep with blankets. If it’s too hot to use blankets, I turn up the AC and put a fan on.
I usually strip off my jammies in my sleep. But I usually leave my socks on because when my feet are cold, I’m cold.