I brought some chili from home for lunch. I just went downstairs to the little bistro in the building and got some apple juice. I also picked up a few napkins and a spoon. The napkins were justified. Who doesn’t spill a little apple juice every now and then? But the spoon. I don’t plan to drink the apple juice with it. Was this unethical? Did I just commit petty theft? But more important, am I really this fucking bored??? 
Petty theft? Psh…yo ass goin to jail.
Hear them sirens? It’s all over for you…
(Thank God you didn’t steal a spork…thatd’a been a death sentence.)
In Florida, stealing a spoon is a felony.
Even if you do need it to eat your Cap’n Crunch.
Is this a “Message Bored”?
You know those nice cello-wrapped green straws from Subway?
Just sayin’
I love Cap’n Crunch. I have a bowl every morning.
You should listen to the Bonzos
I’m tired of art - drawing bored.
I’m border to death - mortar bored.
And be careful, op. next thing you know you’ll be stealing paper clips. :eek: