Just like on TV! And the real problem is - I can’t stop laughing at the Boy’s Don’t Cry Song I have playing on Winamp - “I Wanna Be a Cowboy”.
So…other people out there posting drunk tonight? This is MPSIMS, screw iyt.
I can’t believe I started a new thread like that. I’m, very sorry, I’m just drunk and depressed and didn’t know whatv I was doing. Moderators, please remove this thread since it is silly and ignorant of me.
I’m sober, but I can act drunk… does that work?
slipping this in before it’s closed. 
Sure! Thanks for posting to my lonely silly little thread.
I must admit, the title caught my attention.
(Duh… otherwise I wouldn’t have posted) Get the tourniquet! I just shot myself in the foot! ::rolleyes:: Perhaps if I did post drunk, my posts would be more logical. Eh.
I’m not drunk either, but I am at work on a Saturday night, so I’m wishing I was drunk.
:: shaking his head ::
I can’t believe I’m at work on a Saturday night. And I volunteered for this! I am such an idiot!
is that the song that goes:
“I wanna be a cowboy…
and you can be my cowgirl…”
and then ends with
“my name is Ted…and someday I’ll be dead”
and has a bunch of “yo yo’s” in every verse…??
just wondering…
YES! Now I’m laughing again!
Anthracite,
Your presence is requested in the SD Chat room!
snork…
::vodka & 7 bursts forth from my nostrils::
I have that on a really bad 80’s tape…
I gotta go find it now…
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Anthracite,
Your presence is requested in the SD Chat room!
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Forgive my ignorance, but where is that?
You have two options…using OpalCat’s java chat at:
http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/chat.adp
or
directly on IRC at #straightdope
Keep in mind this is not an official chat room…The Straight Dope does not sponsor or have anything to do with the room.
I’m not driving drunk! It’s the road that keeps swerving!
Actually, I’m down here trying to keep the floor from spinning. Tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it. By the way…best cure for a hangover is to stay drunk permanently.
I’ll have another,
TN*Hippie
P.S. “Alcohol…the cause of and solution to all of Man’s problems.” -------------Homer Simpson
I, too, am working on Saturday night and would much rather be drunk.
i am drunk
…when you are so drunk you fall off your chair it is actually called a gravity failure.
Anyone’s experiencing frequent ‘gravity failures’ need to know it is caused by too much residual booze left in your glass. So drink up, every drop.
I have now returned from working Saturday night.
I’ll have what elbows is having.
Anthracite, dammit, you started this thread about 15 minutes after I went to bed … very drunk.
Warn me in advance next time, OK? 