I'm so old...

I think that sneakers should always be white.

See, I just bought these sweet K-Swiss sneakers that are 97.5% white leather, with a red stripe just above the soles. And my birthday is in a couple weeks when I’ll be 38. And I really only feel old. And overweight (and I just opened a 100 Grand bar. yummy!).

I’ll be 38 in October! And I was just discussing the “new” fashions for fall, which are the same ones we wore in the 80s. I realized if I live to the average age, I’ll see these fashions come around two more times. :smack:

Leather? You think sneakers are made out of leather?

Sneakers are made from canvas.