I'm Sorry But Chicks Look Better With Makeup

They do! I mean I use to have this friend of mine that didn’t want his chick to put make up on. I would lie and say she looked better without it. I think the deal was he didn’t want as many guys checking her out because he was insecure.

Me I’m not insecure. I like my wife with make up better than I do without. I mean she looks “ok” without but with “Vavoom” see the difference. If I had to pick one type of makeup for women, it would have to be eye makeup. It just brings out there eyes which is what makes women look better than men. I mean some masscarra(sp), eye liner and a cool eye shadow just makes a chick look better.

I mean that is why Cleopatra looked so good was because of her eyes. Lipstick is ok but it gets all over everything. Base is ok but sometimes it makes them look to pale.

Anyway this is my take on chicks and makeup. They look better with it. If a guy tells you look better without it, he is an unsecure liar.

I meant to “he” not “I” would lie and say she looked better without makeup(man I need to preview more).

Bill, Bill, Bill.

Just when I think you are really shaping up you go and make a post that shows you are a complete tool.

My gf looks better without makeup.
I am not insecure, nor a liar.

[sub](As nice as I can keep this, being not-pit located)[/sub]

Come on mouthbreather so you are saying she doesn’t look better with eye make up? Hmmm?

read this slowly, Bill. Maybe it will sink in.
I think she looks best with no makeup. None.
If you aren’t sure what I mean, read it again.

Still confused? Hmmm? That includes eye makeup, in case there was any room for interpretation on your part.

Screw what guys think! I like me better without make-up.

I don’t mind some make-up on special occasions. I think it makes me look different, not better.

It’s a pain, it’s not good for your skin, and it’s expensive.

D’err. I think he just did.

I happen to think most MEN look better with makeup.

I wear makeup because I look way too pale without it.

But not a lot. If one applies it right, one should not be able to tell you are wearing it. Well, maybe not, but make up should be subtle-used only to enhance. If you notice a woman’s features, it’s right. If you notice she’s wearing make up, she didn’t put it on right.

Um, you do know Cleopatra didn’t look like Liz Taylor, right?

I feel that I need to ask for a link to a picture of poultry with makeup.

I happen to have for sale the makeup shotgun from the Simpsons, unfortunatly it’s stuck on whore. any takers?

I’m sorry but idiot guys look better with a bag over their heads.

And how many adult males really call women (including their wives) “chicks?”

eeek

What about that chick down at the Mickey D’s with the white concealer dotted all over her chin zits, the two orange triangles of blush on her cheeks, the makeup that ends at her neck, bright blue eyeshadow that’s been caked on for days and eyelashes so full of mascara that when she blinks, chunks of it fall into the deep fryer?

Huh?

Yeah, really. I mean, I prefer the term “tomato” [sub]a la Bloom County[/sub] myself.

Oh ish!

BTW, Bill, if the first thing you think when you see your wife with make up on is, “Wow, her eyeSHADOW looks hot!” she’s wearing too much.

I’m with BunnyGirl; I don’t care what you think, I don’t like wearing make-up. It’s a hassle to deal with, it makes my eyes itch, and it’s expensive.

So far as my boyfriend is concerned, he not only doesn’t care if I wear make-up, on the two occasions that I have he didn’t even notice. I don’t think other men are lying or insecure if they say they prefer their girlfriends without make-up. I think they’re just not very observant. They probably couldn’t tell you if she was wearing make-up or not.

I disagree, xchepois.

I can tell when she is wearing even a little (Yes, I read your post, Guin) and I don’t like it.

She is extremely beautiful without any help and makeup just seems to somehow take away from that. It’s kind of like stapling a rose to the frame of your favorite painting – It doesn’t look bad, but it detracts from the essence of what you appreciate most.

Mouthbreather,

Now the $10,000 dollar question, Does she like wearing makeup?
Hey ejgirl,

Chick is a cool term for women(in my book) I mean you never call guys “dudes”?

Yes,

pld I know Cleo didn’t look like Liz but she did wear eye makeup didn’t she?

[applying lipstick and just a dash of Anna Sui face powder] I am heartbroken that I have just killed my chances of ever scoring with Wildest Bill.

While I can’t even begin to imagine what qualifies that question as being the $10,000 question, here’s the answer:

For the most part, no. She’ll sometimes put a little bit on if we are going out, but the majority of the time she doens’t like the hassle.