Yea verily, about two weeks ago, I was beboppin’ down the office hallway. A stack of file folders in my hand and a happy whistlin’ tune on my smile, out of nowhere my eye starts to twitch. And I don’t mean a little “tic”, I mean full on vibrate. I stopped for a second, felt my eyelid, and thought “Whoa! That was weird. . .”
Particularly, it’s the muscle just below my right eyelid, where my cheek meets the eyelid. It’s not an eyelid twitch, but that uppermost cheek muscle that seems to just go absolutely nuts whenever it wants to.
At that particular point in time, I’m thinking to myself (in my usual frame of philosophy), “Jeezus, that was freakyweird. Hope that goes away. . .”
Fast forward a fortnight. It’s been going on. Whenever it wants to. Sometimes on the order of sevreal minutes. I’ll be in a meeting with one or two people and it’ll just freakin’ start going nuts. Half the time I can say, “Oh shoot! Pardon me, something just got caught in my eye! I’ll be right back. . .” and I can excuse myself to more private environs. But the other half, I can see someone near me look at it (yeah, it’s that noticable) and stare. Once, one of my bosses commented on it in good company, and I squinted my left eye and looked at him with my twitching right and I said, “YOU BETTER NOT DRINK THE PABST, THEN!!” [sub]Hilarity ensued. Trust me, you had to be there. . .[/sub]
In any case, this is starting to freak me out. I have no idea why it started, or when it’s coming. I could be in the middle of a speech and it’ll start jumping around. Ladies, you wish you had something that would vibrate like this. As for me, I really really want it to stop. Like, now. . .
What the hell am I supposed to do? Is this some freak occurence like I’m thinking, or is it something I can do something about (like cut back on the caffiene)?
Tripler
I swear, it makes me look legitimately crazy or something.