again?
We’re sorry, the Old One you have summoned is not available at this time. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check your ritual and try your summons again.
Ask him to stop by Krogers and pick up some tea, chocolate chip cookies and cat litter for me, yesh?
I’ll try again tomorrow.
Too late?
The Call Service of Cthulhu
You might want to wait a week or so before summoning him again. I understand he’s on a publicity tour for the new Steve Jackson card game.
When you talk to him, see if he can recommend a good sushi place in Montana.
I’m really feeling a craving for fried calamari right about now. Can you have him stop by Trader Azathoth’s and get a few boxes of that along with some of those Fillets of Nameless Flesh for the entree?
No no no - you want to be eatten first. Let your boss be last. He can spend more time in gibbering insanity that way.
But anyway, could I get a couple bottles of pure Agave and a case of Opus X cigars? I’m planning a “Damnation of the Universe” party.
Are you kidding?
You couldn’t call a cab!
You want to be *THAT * guy?
whistles merrily while stocking up the cans and plastic bags in the bomb shelter
Hey, can you ask him how he’s doing with the Flying Spaghetti Monster lately? I may need to stock up on golden arrows again…