I'm sure SOMEBODY has done [insert dumb thing here]

Wow. A lot pricier than the Covergirl Outlast lipstain, but has the added benefit (no pun intended) of being able to use it on your cheeks!

I was talking to my husband once about cooking (he’s a chef) and I made a joke about using a measuring cup (plastic, mind you) for a mini-souffle dish. He told me a kid in culinary school tried that for an assignment in creativity in a baking class. Melted plastic doesn’t go well with gruyere.