Which may come as no surprise to some of you, but it was a shock to me to be introduced today as such to my admin assistant’s husband (who speaks Spanish) and children.
I think I’ll just crawl away somewhere and suck my thumb…
“Go on, ya big nut!”
Man, what nerve! He’s got some Kahunas on him! 
You’re a large testicle? Boy, I bet that puts a damper on a lot of stuff, like, oh, dating, driving a car, riding a bike, eating, using a screwdriver, buying clothes that fit… I’m not sure whether to offer my condolences or my congratulations!
Whatever you do, stay away from Clinton, Montana!
Does anybody else find it humorous that this event occurs in a place that shares a name with a certain ex-president?
Well, at times this place does resemble a penile institution, so my title would make sense in that context.
nitpick
cajon
/nitpick
The usually come in pairs though.
Haj
Are you sure the aren’t saying “padrone” which isn’t neccesarily flattering either, but makes a little more sense.
Please, this is a family thread.
Boxes do? As this website of the California city of El Cajon (properly El Cajón in Spanish) suggests, the community’s name means “The Big Box”. The term for testicles is cojones – the singular is cojón.
I stand corrected on my thread title. Ya gotta love this message board. Most people would have just gone: “Huh? Whut’s a cay-jone?”