I'm typing this on my computer.

Now I can log on and type stuff at my desk in my bedroom!

(sorry, Couldn’t resist)
edit: Ok so it’s not as witty as it felt in my head.

Don’t worry…

:: pats Lobsang on the head ::

I get it.

So now you can access porn in your bedroom. Good for you. :smiley:

Can I?!?!?!

<googles ‘porn’>

That’s all good and well but how are you fixed for… oh, nevermind.

[sup]I got it! It was funny.[/sup]

So, did you get any hits? (How weird would that be?)

You know we’ll now never see him again.

“About 107,000,000” apparently.

Huh. I’d have expected more.

Anyhoo, see y’all later. Like, when the sun goes red giant. <clicks first link…>

Nah, we’re in the age of specialization.

Psst! Don’t tell my friend…I’m posting this on his Mac!

Too bad it’ll be the last thing it ever does because I’ve fashioned a virus for it that’ll destroy…oh…no…wait a minute…

…hmph.